The Wacked Up News Update

And of interest in headlines:

Bored Canadian Bureaucrat Begs For Donations to Escape

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=internetNews&storyID=2006-03-22T180456Z_01_N22330671_RTRUKOC_0_US-CANADA-BOREDOM.xml

Send the man a dollar. Maybe our Canadian peers will thank us...

Korean Museum Buys "Bottled" Shark for $4 Million

http://www.underwatertimes.com/news.php?article_id=35191002867

Lord I wonder if I could sell them one of those Jackalopes I've seen on the side of the road....

Man Dies For Hammering Diety

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/03/21/shrine.destroyed.ap/index.html

Thou shall not bang on the Brama or the crowd will go Kali on your heinie...

Mermaids Involved in $30,000 Grand Theft Auto Case

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4829020.stm

I am willing to assist by using a flute Kokopelli gave me and this here magic rock lady...

Family of Witched Beheaded

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4822750.stm

Needless to say that Charmed, Buffy, Angel and Bewitched aren't Top 10 viewing in this burg...

Psychic Detective Sues Other Pscyhic Detective

http://www.amindformurder.com/

I am guessing that neither saw this one coming...

Tornado Carries Teen to New World Record

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1770215.html?menu

This is NOT the way to get to meet those Ripley's people...

Cryptozoology Figures Coming Soon

http://www.cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-report/cryptozoo-action-figures/

I want an Owlman for my birthday!

Flying Spaghetti Monster Church Finds Converts

http://www.religionnewsblog.com/14033

I have to say that is one of the most interesting new religions that I've read about in a bit...

Cat Gives Birth To Cat/Mouse Hybrid

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_072154828.html With Video Even!

It REALLY must be a slow news day for this one to have made it...

Flying Cow Destroys Two Police Cars

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=EE418016-0667-4C62-9602-0C699962154F

Holy flaming methane Batman!