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The Yuk is Up! 20/01

By gadgetgirl ·
(and yes, that is the CORRECT way to write the date!!!)

Had to pass this one on - it's right up my sense of humour street.....

(and yes, that's the CORRECT way to spell humour.....)

Have a wonderful Friday, and a good weekend, all!


Three little ducks go into a Bar ??????????

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

?Huey,? was the reply

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great - lovely day, had a ball, been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

Great - lovely day, I've had a ball too been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."


GG

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Hyuk Hyuk ...

by stargazerr In reply to The Yuk is Up! 20/01

Took me 10 minutes to muster up enough energy to be able to reply to this thread .... You hit it home GG

Heres Mine,

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.

When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.

The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.

So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed... and finds four Chinese men.


And another one ....


A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbour strolls over. The neighbour tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbour asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbour asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbour. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"

]:)

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very funny!

by not an underage In reply to The Yuk is Up! 20/01

really! hows it goin gadgetgirl?

can u tell me something bout your gadgets?

i like girls who uses their imagination. its kind of sexy!

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For God's Sake

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to very funny!

Do not get Her Majesty started on that one we'll never hear the end of it. Please edit your post and removing any reference to your request and hopefully she'll not have seen it before the edit.

While it's called a Friday Yuk I only get to see it early Saturday Mourning here it's just pushing 1.30 AM and I couldn't take the long descriptions of how our Newly Crowned Queen Geek plays with her toys.

Col ]:)

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GG, What have you done with Dawg?

by DMambo In reply to The Yuk is Up! 20/01

You've both been MIA for a while, and I was getting worried about you two. Well, you're back, now where's he?

Hope the cold's better

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oh, Thanx, DM!

by gadgetgirl In reply to GG, What have you done wi ...

Still got the remnants of the cold, which sadly evolved into a sinus and chest infection.....which is why it's not good that Dawg isn't around....I'm sure he would have offered to rub my chest for me! ;\

Of course, I could have gone on total wind up and told you he was here with me, and I had him locked in my speciality basement full of gadgets, or I could have said we'd been away making that porn film we were talking about doing last month.

Truth is, he's away on business for a while!

Hope you've had a rest from blushing bright red while I've been AWOL!

Nice to be back - now, if I could just stop coughing every two minutes....

(and yes, jd, everything moves when I cough!)



]:)

GG

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I am glad you didnt say

by stargazerr In reply to oh, Thanx, DM!

that you were away making the porn movie ... I would have been hurt ... I am a real important part of the Impure Brigade, I AM .... (Gosh, I sound like NZ_Justice )

I have had a horrible cold this week too ... Tell me, did you cough or sneeze in the direction of London??

]:)

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erm.......yuss..........

by gadgetgirl In reply to I am glad you didnt say

sneezed all over it on Monday.........

funny you should ask ..........

(sowwysowwysowwyweelyweelysowwy!)

(why oh why can't we have more emoticons on here? There's a wonderful "messy sneeze" emoticon on smiley central, I've been over-using it for the past three weeks......!!)

oh - and I shan't forget to admonish Dawg when he gets back, as neither of us appear to have received our first class flight tickets. And I believed him when he said he was Santa Claus, too..........................................................................................



GG

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First class Flight tickets ...

by stargazerr In reply to erm.......yuss..........

Did he use them himself to go on his business trip?? Dont tell me he needed two seats

]:)

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<dries off monitor>

by gadgetgirl In reply to First class Flight ticket ...

grief, girl, you really like taking your life in your hands, don't you?!

There are sooooo many replies to that one:

1. Yes, one for his lappie
2. Well, he is a big Dawg (!)
3. He's not using the seats, he's not allowed on them.......

<snort>

oh, I think I'm dead too, for posting that!



GG

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DMambo of course you realize

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to GG, What have you done wi ...

That now that GG and her fiend are back at the top of their game they be making you turn red again don't you?

Col ]:)

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