This is getting ENTIRELY too serious!
Here's a topic we can all chime in on. Let's hear some stupid coworker stories. Go ahead and change names to protect the guilty. I'll start off with one of mine..
I had a navigationally challenged partner on a 5 day road trip around the NortheastUS, installing network equipment in bank branches. I had driven several hours and was ready to turn over the driving to my partner. I gave him specific directions to take the next exit for the INTERSTATE highway to the next site.
When I woke up,we were on a 2 lane country road behind 15 other cars following a piece of farm equipment traveling at the blistering speed of 12 MPH. We were on a county road traveling parallel to the highway I picked. Suffice it to say we missed the install window. When we got chewed out by the boss, he actually said that he thought we were on the interstate....