TR Creates Security Patch for OAW Browser

A new release from D.P. (Dyslexic Press) reports that tech advisors have created and released a major patch for a critical vulnerability in the OAW browser. The browser, known to wander aimlessly through cyber space, has now been linked to, and remains in the TR Workspace. It is fed links to information within the TR site itself and occasional short diversion outside the site, but a homing device has been implanted to insure its safe return.
Tech advisors continue to watch for irregularities and irradic behavior, uncertain at present when the release date to the general public will occur, but report improvements. They have not, as yet, found a way to keep the browser from erupting into large bursts of laughter.
Some speculation occurred regarding releasing the browser on end users to act as a temporary firewall so that those who take their work seriously can be set free from bothersome distraction. Combining the two functions, that of browser and firewall, in one unit may put TR in the lead over MS and all other software manufacturers. It might, though, prove to put them behind the eight ball, in which case a temporary virtual pool table is now being considered at the TR site.