Wednesday Weird News

Of note from the world of the really weird:

Bloody Fries:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/15/mcdonalds.sued.ap/index.html

Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "Keep Your Eyes on Your Fries".... Plus I always wondered if that phrase ticked off the visually disabled?

Non-Gluten Free Fries

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/15/mcdonald.s.fries.ap/index.html

First it was beef fat, then it is gluten, man McDonald's is having some food issues....

Fat People Freak Out Japan

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/15/japan.diet.ap/index.html

Well even Godzilla looked kinda pudgy in that last one they made....

Michigan Man Registers as Sexual Offender

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060215/ap_on_fe_st/sodomy_sex_offender_list;_ylt=AiYinHoLUOy2Ot2HN.mbRHDtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

Sheep of Michigan you have been warned!

New Jersey Cop Suspended for Bad Joke

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060215/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_life_police_comedy;_ylt=AkjTFaM2d8xBGuEX6rT2PzLtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

Never be a cop and admit your state is the real punchline...