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Wednesday Yuk?????

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by oz_media

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Well I decided not to post a duplicate Friday Yuk. I searched TR, I scoured forums and searched old ones, no Friday Yuk?
How could this be? The 26th was the last one started and it's the 31st today!

Somewhere in the back of my tired and busy head I hear bells, 'ding dong', then a voice "HEY IDIOT!!! IT'S WEDNESDAY!!!!"

So here's my Wednesday Yuk then and screw anyone who doesn't like it!

[u][b]Guts vs Balls[/b][/u]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

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by mr.wiz

Saturday morning I got up very early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck with rifle and stand, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's
back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my
stupid husband is out hunting in that mess?"

by charliespencer

Playful is when your partner tickles you all over with a feather.

Kinky is when your partner uses a feather duster.

Sick is when your partner uses a chicken.

by oz_media

It helps reduce the noise from that mouse squeaking away in my arse.

Rubber chickens work too, you just need a little more imagination.

by jdclyde

I thought you were up to gerbils? :0

Dancing with joy. Finally rejoined the dart league! PROPER darts, not the dang plastic ones!

by oz_media

I need a third one made, again! I lose or break darts, but there's a local guy who is a great micro machinist and he does a perfect job of matching and balancing my old arrows.

by jdclyde

There used to be a few shops local and half the bars had all the equipment you could need, including darts.

I stopped playing because I didn't feel right leaving the ex home with infants while I was out at the bar.

10 years later, NO STORES! Lots of places on-line, but you can't buy a set of darts you haven't thrown for about 30 minutes! So the search is on!

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