Weird Friday News

Commentary on some weird news items:

Wife Bites Husband To Death for Refusing to Have Sex

http://www.modbee.com/local/story/4828184p-5841435c.html

Looking at her picture, I really can't blame the man. She looks like a Romero zombie extra....

DUI Birds Die in Window Crash

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060202/D8FH2FV08.html

And I always thought the phrase "flying high" was not to be taken literally...

Attack of the Hopping Crocodile

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2006/02/02/1422040-ap.html

Dundee is never around when you need him...

Stalking by Cellphone (with easy to follow lesson plan)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1699080,00.html

There is something seriously wrong with the water in Britain...

Falling Sh*t

http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1138807284301690.xml&coll=9

I sh*t you not!

Stumbling Man Smashes Rare Porcelin

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/4662424.stm

I wonder if they had one of those "If you break it, you bought it" signs?

Parrots Mob English City

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/4665754.stm

I wonder if they thought Jimmy Buffet was playing?

US Army Buck Rogers Vehicle

http://www.defensetech.org/archives/002133.html

I've actually seen a couple of these things rumbling around the base...

French Police Investigate 500 year old murder

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060124/od_afp/francecrimeoffbeat_060124124401

God forbid if they should try to catch a terrorist!

Cousteau's Shark Sub

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/01/30/wcoust30.xml&DCMP=EMC-new_30012006

Too bad John Denver ain't around to sing about this one...

Thailand's Famous Creepy Couple to Marry

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4653398.stm

I sure hope she doesn't take hints from that biting wife!