What the hell. Some Borg jokes.
My name is Borg - James Borg - license to assimilate.
I am Porky Pig of Borg. Prepare to be as... assa... assim... I'm taking over.
Ferengi-Borg: Insert Coin for assimilation...
Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, Gin is irrelevant.
I am McCoy of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim!
I am Microsoft of Borg. Resistance izkx
GPF 0x5654 8820
Application RESIST.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
I am Butt-Head of Borg. You will be...uhhhhh... It says ASS! This is cool.
I am Sinatra of Borg. Start spreading the news. We're assimilating today. You will be a part of it: the Borg, the Borg.
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilate or do not assimilate. There is no 'try!'
I am Quark of Borg. You will be assimilated. But with the right amount of gold pressed latinum, I can overlook your resistance.
I am JFK of Borg. Ask not what the collective can do for you, but what you can do for the collective.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Be vewy, vewy quiet... I'm assimiwating wabbits. Heh heh heh heh heh.
I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead, resist us. Make my day.
I am Telecom of Borg. Connection is irrelevant. Modem will be assim +++ NO CARRIER
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimmm...mmmmmm Donuts.
I am Monty Python of Borg. I wish to complain about this 'ere assimilation you sold me not half an hour ago...
I am Nixon of Borg. We are not assimilating you at this time. Trust me.
I am Ice-T 'o 'da Borg, motherf*cker. Low and behold, your sorry ass is about to become assimilated, man! And if you think you might be able to resist, we'll tell 'ya about futility, you irrelevant sucker!
I am Monty Python of Borg. Nobody expects the Borg assimilation!
I am Mick Jagger of Borg -- I can't get no, (pause) assimilation.
Yoda of Borg I am. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you we will.
I am Tweeti of Borg. I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Karol Wojtila of Borg. Pater, et fili, et spiritus assimilationi. Resistancum est futilius. Amen.
I am Bud of Borg. Can I assimilate you, please just once!?
I yam Popeye o'de Borg. Preparez ta be askimiligrated.
We are Gollum of Borg, yes. We will assimilate it, precious. Its resistance will be futile. Yesss, preciousss. Gollum. Gollum.
LuxemBORG: The European Community is irrelevant.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. This is a Borg ship. The most powerful type of starship in the galaxy. In all the excitment, I can't remember if we already assimilated you yet. So what's it gonna be, are you going to be assimilated or what? Do you feel lucky punk?
I am Hamlet of Borg. To be assimilated or not to be assimilated? That is the question. Whether resistence is futile or not, aye there is the rub. To be assimilated and perchance to have funny things stuck into your head or resist and encounter more superpowerful entities in future episodes.