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What about food sounds?

By Shellbot ·
Ok..JD started us on the smelly food thing..but what about sounds?

I like a nice quiet space when i am concentrating and trying to get things done. Well, i like music, but i don't like people sounds..(again, yes, i know i am anti social)

Now..15 mins ago, my co-worker started in on a bag of Pistatio nuts.

*crack* *crack*
*crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

She chews with her mouth open which only amplifies the sound!!!!

Pretty soon i am going to take the friggin bag and throw them out the window..

*sob* please people..don't chew with yer mouth open if you can help it!

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The cure

by neilb@uk In reply to What about food sounds?

Stick up a photograph of the offender in full open munchmode. It's probably better if you can get a candid shot so that they don't know the source.

:^0 (Closest emoticon I could get)

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by Shellbot In reply to The cure

i like it Neil :) they still sell those spy camera's at the back of the comic books? might be the best thing to get the job done..

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Ask him about the cameras

by Tig2 In reply to hmmm

He installed in the loo where GG works!

Neil- left yourself wide open here. And don't blame JD. He doesn't like girls, remember?

Shell- The best you can do is tell the offender that she is offensive. Anyone who chews with their mouth open is offensive. Sheesh!

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Only two options here

by jdclyde In reply to Ask him about the cameras

one, put up with enjoying the view.

two, ask the person nicely to close their mouth when they are chewing.

There is not a easy way to do the second that will not embarrass the offender, but anyone that is that boarish deserves to be embarrassed.

hey, your NEW phone has a camera, right? Or did you dunk that one too? :0

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by Shellbot In reply to Only two options here has a camera..nope, not dunked it yet..

one day i'll even take a picture with it :)

maybe of my overloaded desk or something..or the view from my office..

i'll even post it up..just to make use of d@mn camera

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Another cure

by Tony Hopkinson In reply to The cure

Swap them for almonds.

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yet another cure

by jck In reply to Another cure

make sure they're not allergic to peppers...then, soak their foods in haba?ero sauce...and dry them (in an oven) their mouth stay open as they suffer...

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Food sounds not so mucha problem here

by jck In reply to What about food sounds?

It's just all the chatter around me all day...I can't get work done sometimes because I need to concentrate...

only time food sounds get irritating to me is at the movies...that's why I tend not to go to a public movie theatre.

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by Shellbot In reply to Food sounds not so mucha ...

so, do you have your own private movie theatre?


a wee bit special don't ya think?:)

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oh, he is just

by jdclyde In reply to ok


Like you can go to a movie and not get a popcorn? We have rules around here, mr. B-)


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