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What? no yuk today?

By stargazerr ·
Or has it been posted in Network Administration again?

Here we are ... A Friday Dose ...

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.


When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww what's wrong with your feet?

Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing when the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.

"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess. Smallcox?"

Happy Friday Everyone

]:)

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Look again Star

by rob mekel In reply to What? no yuk today?

But first ... screen wipes please :^0
Nice one Stargazerr!

http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=8&threadID=193606&start=0

Rob

Have a nice weekend :)

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I did Rob

by stargazerr In reply to Look again Star

check yours again ...

]:)

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Oh my....

by jdclyde In reply to I did Rob

not a "I will show you mine if you show me yours" conversation! :0

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Not even if we tried jd

by stargazerr In reply to Oh my....

Nothing in common to have a "I will show you mine if you show me yours" conversation

]:)

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Stargazerr

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Not even if we tried jd

What do you think Web Cams are for?

Col ]:)

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Unfortunately

by stargazerr In reply to Stargazerr

My Boss confiscated mine :_|

He seems to have this crazy notion that I will use it for purposes other than work.

]:)

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Well he's right isn't he?

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Unfortunately

But to get around something as petty as this I would request a Custom Made NB for your demanding position my bare bones NB comes with both a Web Cam and Mic built in as well as all the nice bits and pieces all I had to do was chose what speed CPU I wanted to fit how much RAM and the size of the HDD. Even with the MS Product loaded it still came in at well under 1/3 the cost of a lesser off the shelf NB with lower specs and I had all the extras. :^0

I only need it to look out for unlisted Wireless Access points and I'm sticking to that story.

I can't help but wonder what all the other stuff is used for things like Web Cams and Blue Tooth and a funny little Firewire socket good thing that I don't know how to use things like that.

But it's great when I'm in the field and need a direct link back to speak to someone I wouldn't have a clue what else things like that could be used for. :0

Col ]:)

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Oh Gazer

by jdclyde In reply to Not even if we tried jd

it is the differences that are the only thing that make the showing worth doing! ]:)

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Small and Big do you mean??

by stargazerr In reply to Oh Gazer



I happen to remember someone mentioning that you liked Guys ...

]:)

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No Joke, It's the 22ND

by cliffsview In reply to Look again Star

No specific reply or joke, Actually, a recent discovery has in fact become a joke. OK, I'll think of another.

In terms of computing and business applications which are monitored by ignorant CIO's, MBA's, and SysAdmins's--uh-----well, sorry to let you down, no joke. When refering to a "global market and business leaders, and IT leaders=a merge of esotrincic profit making guru's. A Democracy and capitalism at it's best.

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