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by stargazerr

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Or has it been posted in Network Administration again? :D

Here we are ... A Friday Dose ...

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww what's wrong with your feet?

Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing when the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.

"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess. Smallcox?"

[b]Happy Friday Everyone[/b]

]:)

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by cliffsview

No specific reply or joke, Actually, a recent discovery has in fact become a joke. OK, I'll think of another.

In terms of computing and business applications which are monitored by ignorant CIO's, MBA's, and SysAdmins's--uh-----well, sorry to let you down, no joke. When refering to a "global market and business leaders, and IT leaders=a merge of esotrincic profit making guru's. A Democracy and capitalism at it's best.

by stargazerr

My Boss confiscated mine :_|

He seems to have this crazy notion that I will use it for purposes other than work. :D

]:)

by jdclyde

it is the differences that are the only thing that make the showing worth doing! ]:)

by unclerob

almost shot soda pop out of my nose all over my laptop at my desk after reading that joke of yours, that will teach me a lesson to not read while I'm eating.

That was hilarious, I will definitely tell it to others.

by stargazerr

Friday Yuk comes with a statuatory warning ("Do Not Read during lunch") and a box of screen wipes. :D

]:)

by hal 9000

When OZ posted something a while ago. :(

I had to wait a whole 3 days to have a working NB again and I'll not bother to mention the expense of the new KB that just objected to all the Carbonated drink that it got to drink. :D

It was terrible I had to take another much slower NB out with me till I got the bits for mine and it was [b]sooooo slow[/b] I didn't care that it could run for 3.5 hours on the battery it took that long to open up while I only get about 30 minutes out of the battery on mine it's much faster and I get a lot more done in a shorter time and when I need it to work longer away from a mains source I just plug in a small inverter to the car and get mains power to keep the NB's Battery Charged. :^0

Col ]:)

by hal 9000

But to get around something as petty as this I would request a [b]Custom Made NB[/b] for your demanding position my bare bones NB comes with both a Web Cam and Mic built in as well as all the nice bits and pieces all I had to do was chose what speed CPU I wanted to fit how much RAM and the size of the HDD. Even with the MS Product loaded it still came in at well under 1/3 the cost of a lesser off the shelf NB with lower specs and I had all the extras. :^0

I only need it to look out for unlisted Wireless Access points and I'm sticking to that story. :p

I can't help but wonder what all the other stuff is used for things like Web Cams and Blue Tooth and a funny little Firewire socket good thing that I don't know how to use things like that. :D

But it's great when I'm in the field and need a direct link back to speak to someone I wouldn't have a clue what else things like that could be used for. :0

Col ]:)

by aaron a baker

I had posted a Friday Joke on Geeks blog as mine was not functionig properly.
So I'll try again here. I know, It's Saturday
But I figure what the heck I'll try anyway.
Here goes, enjoy and have a good weekend.
Warmest Regards
Aaron

As you know;
A Colonoscopy is where a Small hose is inserted from "Behind" into the Small Intestinal area for examination.

These are comments
by patients during Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here

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