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by gadgetgirl

- the same channel as me! GMTV!!

(I'm convinced Cheggers is certifiable.....)

"high on a hill was a lonely goatherd...."

(gotcha!)

:p

GG

by stargazerr

when the 7 kids say good nite ...

ummm ummmmm ummmmmm

Damn...cant remember the words ... the tune is reverberating inside my head but the words just wont leave my tongue ...

Now I am the one running up the wall, across the ceiling and down the other side :|

by gadgetgirl

Read a post yesterday mentioning Maxwells Silver Hammer....and realised I can only remember 5 words and 8 notes, and it's driving me up the wall.....and across the ceiling.....and down the other side.....

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

:p :D

GG

by jdclyde

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine

Oooh, oooh, oooh

You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I've nothing to hide

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

(no, I do not listen to Madonna even though she grew up around here. this one should be painful! ]:) )

by gadgetgirl

Bad boy, JD! Go sit in the corner with Dawg! NOW!!

...or you'll be getting a "bang bang" (!) with Maxwells Silver Hammer....

oh, find me a link to something else, kwik, I 'ate that toon....!

]:)

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by sean daley

Well , i found this thread by mistake - and now wish i hadn't. My Earwig is:

Argggg

Ahha's - take on me.... take me on..

Now wheres my shrinks number...........

by gadgetgirl

Tintin? ....grief.....

Now, Snowy I could understand.... (have a thing about dogs....)

Oh, and it's my dogs birthday today, so it's

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME, AND HAPPY MURFFDAY FROM HIM!

Murphy (Murff) is a teenager now, 13 today!

:p

GG

by stargazerr

what are you buying him as a turning teenager present??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to GG's dog :)

tintin is good...now if I had said Captain Haddock ... that would have been sad :D ... maybe I should go drown my grief in whisky

by stargazerr

I am now going to install this song in everybody's head in the office :D

(humming to annoy...So Long, Fairwell)

by gadgetgirl

but he also got a silly pressie that I found at the weekend....

It's a tennis ball with arms, legs and a head....so it's actually a sheep with a tennis ball for a tummy....!;)

We haven't played with it yet (!) but that's on the cards for after dinner tonight.

- oh, and vodka or gin is more ladylike that whisky...IMHO..only cos I can't even stand the smell of whisky.....!

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by jdclyde

You know better than to help someone remember the words to an earwig! That is the first step to killing it!

You have to let them stew in it for a while..... With that thought just out of grasp!

THAT is when a true earwig bites and bites hard.

by gadgetgirl

I helped to spread this earwig.

Us_g is now humming away in her office, infecting all her colleagues....

See? Method in my madness...

(Now, retrieve Madonna from my brain, I really do NOT like that particular ditty, it's a waste of notes!)

GG

by jdclyde

it wouldn't be a full fledged earwig if I planted one that you would ENJOY! ]:)

Do you think it is EASY to think up the most annoying songs of all time?

And you "ate" what? (or whom?) :O

by gadgetgirl

is the sign of a Cock-er-ney...(a la Katherine Tate for the UK-ers)

Ate whom? Wouldn't youm like to know?!

oh, and from yesterday - that sound you mentioned - wouldn't happen to be a swallow, would it??!! ]:) ]:)

GG

by jdclyde

is "whom" it WASN'T..... :(

Ah, music to my ears...... ]:)

like a virgin, touched for the very first timmmeeeeeeee!

by gadgetgirl

because I'm going off you....rapidly!

will counter with.....aha! Badfinger! Feel like makin' love......yay!

]:)

GG

by stargazerr

Everyone in my office has caught on the song....

They are beginning to complain now...because they are stuck with it ... :D

(smiles knowingly and nods)

by jdclyde

You didn't rat us out did you? There would be an up-rising if people found out there is a deliberate plot to infest them with earwigs!

like a virgin, touched for the very first timmeeeeeeee

by jdclyde

crossing discussions. Bad gg, bad! Just for that, no spanking for you tonight!

like a virgin, touched for the very first timmmeeeeeeee!

by stargazerr

:D ..... This is a deliberate plan yes...but no one knows...TOP SECRET :p

tommorow, the people in my office will be singing..If yu are happy and you know it, clap your hands :D

by jdclyde

to getting a group of people is to quietly hum it for a while. They will have to deliberately listen harder to hear what you are humming and thus more prone to be infected!

Later on after the evil seed has been planted, THEN you can be more blantant about it as it is already in their heads and just needs a little nudge to push them over the edge.

like a virgin, touched for the very first timmeeeeeeee!

by stargazerr

I now successfully have my office singing "When you are happy and you know it, clap your hands" .. :D

Thay are disgusted that they are singing a kiddie song ... but ubtill I hum another "Catchy" tune...they are stuck with this one ... :D

I think I am going to watch them suffer for a few more hours ;)

(hums .. when you are happy and you know it ...)

by ciderick

Dude, Public Image Ltd (or PiL as they were known)

John Lyndon - ex sex pistols...
I could be wrong, I could be right,
I could be black, I could be white...

Is this the one?

by skyfrog

My earwig is usually whatever I wake up to on my clock radio. I listen to 93.1 JACK FM, so it could be anything. Sometimes it changes as I go through the day and listen to my van radio, but not always. skyfrog

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