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Where will you go when you die? Take the test

By jdclyde ·

I have been judged. Will you be?

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of ****!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

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Double post goodness again

by OnTheRopes In reply to Where will you go when yo ...


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Yep. 2nd level too. Not surprised.

by OnTheRopes In reply to Where will you go when yo ...

Whassup wid dat? My daughter and her husband live on the second level!! I'm NOT going up there.

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so how was

by jdclyde In reply to Yep. 2nd level too. Not s ...


I tried to work my schedule to get down there, but it would have been about an hour and a half to two hours out of my way. drat.

I was kind of surprised where I ended up, on level two. Well, maybe not.

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I can't remember.

by OnTheRopes In reply to so how was

As far as I know there aren't any warrants out on me or my friends.

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Sixth Level of **** - The City of Dis

by Jaqui In reply to Where will you go when yo ...

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of ****.

I could easily have gotten the ninth, when the questions are as obviously slanted to promoting christian beleifs it isn't hard to pick a level to target and get it.

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"obviously slanted"

by jdclyde In reply to Sixth Level of Hell - The ...

Duh, we ARE talking about **** here. You know, the place in christian teaching that you will go if you don't do X, Y, and Z?

Try it with as acurate answers as you can, rather than steer it. just for sh!ts and giggles, ya know?

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I did do

by Jaqui In reply to "obviously slanted"

honest answers.

I know exactly where I'll be when I die.

I'm there, since I died Jan 24, 1994, and my remains were created a week later, and they are currently interred in Forest Lawn Cemetary on Royal Oak.

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Made it to 9 and Nbusted is right; **** can freeze over.

by sleepin'dawg In reply to "obviously slanted"

Ol' satan is going to be some pissed when I take over because I'll be liking it so much there; nice, cool and comfortable. I'm just going to have to kick him up a level or two. Ski bunnies; I'm going to need some ski bunnies down there. Maybe GG and SG can become ski bunnies. They won't have to actually ski; it will be all about the apres-ski. Nyah-ha-ha!!!

Dawg ]:)

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Slanted towards Dante

by Montgomery Gator In reply to "obviously slanted"

If you read the details about the test, it is slanted the way it is to use Dante's point of view that he wrote into the Divine Comedy. Dante was a early Renaissance era Roman Catholic, so his writings reflect that viewpoint.

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Move over, Jaqui.

by Mickster269 In reply to Sixth Level of Hell - The ...

I'll be joining you.

Unless I get there first, of course.

But I still want a window seat!

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