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Where's Oz? Any guesses?

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by itgirli

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So the question I've seen a bit of today is "Where's Oz?" Did he tell anyone he wasn't going to be here today? Do you think IT_Lobo found him? (kidding!) So I'm putting a guess on he took an early vacation. He's probably drunk. Where's Col? He would know. Any likely ideas of where Oz is?
I say he's trying to row upstream without a paddle (much like his political debates!)(kidding again)(sort of) At least I have not seen him flying past my window.

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by jck

Oz is probably:

1) sleeping in late on a friday (not quite 9am PDT now)
2) has the day off because it's Canada's holiday
3) met three dancers last night and is still takin care of business, BABY!

I'd like to think it's #3, but #2 is more plausible.

by jck

I think Oz has more vigor left than you give him credit for...

I mean...he comes here day in and out...and it wears me out and I'm in pretty good shape for a big oaf!

Oz...I hope you've got a bed full of whatever you want...whether it's pillows, or chest pillows ]:)

by jdclyde

but the other half matches!

NOTE: this is his second Friday in a row that he is AWOL. Maybe he had some bills due so he is actually doing that "W" word thing? (for a change)

by hal 9000

AIDS! Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells so he isn't venturing anywhere near a computer until he stops falling over.

Or at least the room stops spinning wildly. ;)

All that booze last night did him in. :D

Col ]:)

by itgirli

Somehow even though you are on the other side of the world from him, you know what he's doing. Are you telepathic?

by hal 9000

Have answered that phone yesterday. Well there are only 5 units that need complete reloading and of course they have lost the Recovery Disc's for them as that would just make my life way too easy. :(

But just to help me out I was handed a driver disk for a HP MFD and I didn't bother looking at it so when I threw it into the LT I got "Please Insert the HP Windows Disk." Which was a bit confusing until I pulled it out of the drive and actually looked at the face sure enough it was the right CD but for an Apple.

Now one relatively new Acer {if you can call a 2100 AMD new} one geriatric Toshiba with a dead CD ROM and one just as old Compaq all LT's and then the one single desktop in the place it's only about 2 months old and they have even lost the CD's for it luckily enough they had the CD for the Brother MFD that they got this week even if it was unreadable. :D

I haven't looked at the other LT yet as I've been too busy saving the data of the ones that I've touched so far. Of course they did not know what a DR Plan was as computers just do not break so why backup the company data? :)

The only reason that they have the new Compaq is that the guy who used to work there parked a 40 ton excavator on top of the old one and then walked into the bosses office and asked me to repair his computer as it didn't seem to be working. It only took me about 15 minutes to find the wreck as he just pointed out the windows and said it's that a way. :D

Actually knowing OZ he's either gone riding or to the horses or is so hung over that he can't be bothered trying to kill that alarm clock that is pounding away in his head. :p

Col

by jck

ya know...when I was in college (and a professional drunk), I had a button I wore all the time on my shirt at parties that said:

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink...
I get drunk...
I fall down...
no problem!!

God Bless Guinness!!

by jdclyde

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink!"

I was always the responsible one!

by jck

sounds to me when he talks about getting out and doing something, it's at a race track...hehehe

I just hope he's okay and having fun.

From the sounds of it, he has plenty of that.

by oz_media

I didn't make it home last night, stayed in , uhhhhh......Menzies Bay (so many little BAY towns around here)and decided to do nothing today.

I finished loading the bikes about 20 minutes ago.
Will probably take my notebook, to bet on tonight's races so I may check in later, if I don't kill myself on the bike first. It seems everytime you drink and ride, you manage to find an unexpected jump and end up trying to forcibly place the gas tank and bars into your chest. Even the chest protectors still hurt like hell when you're not expecting to have it slammed into you.

I still feel like I need to keep one eye closed so I am taking a break for breakfast and a little hair of the dog to get me started. Friends aren't gonna be up there until noon and it's only 10 so I still have a head start.

Missed the Yuk, was gonna take Smorty's idea and start a Friday Yuk BLOG but never got around to it.

Oh well, have a nice weekend,be cool. B-)

by oz_media

Other than classic concert shirts form wierd countries, my favs now are plain black T-shirts with my favorite comments on them

"What the F**K are you looking at"

"When in doubt" (front) "Knock 'em out"(rear)

I find I get bothered less. :)

by jck

says:
(front)
Coed Naked Trucking

(back)
If you go too fast, you'll lose your load.

by salamander

"I do evil things." (Grey, with black lettering)

And Mr. Yuk (remember him?) in Oscar-the-Grouch green.

by maecuff

My favorite is a skeletal looking girl by a dead tree with a mask in her hand, the shirt says, sometimes I put on my happy mask.. This type of stuff goes over so well in my little small minded town where the women wear shirts with Winnie the Pooh and Eyore or fuzzy kittens or..well, let's not forget NASCAR or Orange County Choppers shirts. I think my neighbors suspect we're really direct descendants of the Addams Family..

And really...why on earth do women feel the need to adorn themselves with Winnie the Pooh? And why is it usually the really BIG girls that do it?

by jck

I never actually fell down...I'd just find a place and sit down and go to sleep :)

by oz_media

...to put some air holes in it. I am sure it was a simple oversight on your part though.

by oz_media

Just because I was not overly thankful of the handfull of fresh grass and the toilet paper roll you left for me?

by salamander

...can I get one of those skeletal girl shirts? It's absolutely perfect! I really want one.

Yes, I've never understood cutesy-wear, with Pooh and company. On the flip side, I also don't understand the fascination with "Juicywear"...those jogging suits that proclaim "Hot" or "Juicy" on the behind. I mean, really! That is entirely TMI...

by hal 9000

To remember all their stuffed toys which they beat the living daylights out of and then tear to bits after first gouging their eyes out of and then tearing their limbs off. :D

Col ]:)

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