why my computer doesn't working?

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You need to update your BIOS ROM.

by robo_dev · 10 years ago In reply to why my computer doesn't w ...

Not your computer's BIOS ROM, your BIOS ROM.

Ask at your computer store for a BIOS ROM for yourself. It should be in the form of a big pill. Swallow that pill with plenty of water.

Make sure it has the added ingredients:

- notaskstupidquestions citrate
- notpostemailaddressonpublicform phosphate

Should cost around $19.95

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Don't Forget

by cmiller5400 · 10 years ago In reply to You need to update your B ...

urintrouble hydrochloride
shouldntbeusingcompu tartate

and most importantly

imadumas hexametaphosphate

Those pills cost a little more though...

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How the **** should I know what's wrong ?...

by OldER Mycroft · 10 years ago In reply to why my computer doesn't w ...

The curve of the Earth is taking you beyond my field of vision!

Try harder to describe your problem or move a few thousand miles closer!

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My osmosis chip is out of range

by mjd420nova · 10 years ago In reply to why my computer doesn't w ...

I am unable to discern the problem by laying my hands on my monitor with your message displayed. I will need much more information, such as the system board, processor, video card, sound card, amount and speed of RAM and type and size of hard drive. Also include any other peripherals in use such as USB devcies and the needed information about what part is giving you problems. Is it the DVD drive or an external harddrive?

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PICNIC

by IC-IT · 10 years ago In reply to why my computer doesn't w ...

Problem
In
Chair
Not
In
Computer

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don't forget about...

by m61 · 10 years ago In reply to PICNIC

Problem
Exists
Between
Keyboard
And
Chair

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95/98=D XP=F# Vista=Ab ...so that is why

by OldER Mycroft · 10 years ago In reply to why my computer doesn't w ...

Your computer doesn't WORK IN G !! :^0

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Love its email addies though

by IC-IT · 10 years ago In reply to 95/98=D XP=F# Vista=Ab ...

Kent I a dop
and he is a real
Jean kissa
;-) :-)

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Have you tried ...

by Bizzo · 10 years ago In reply to why my computer doesn't w ...

... turning it off then on again?

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Go and waken up the guy outside on the bicycle, ...

by OldER Mycroft · 10 years ago In reply to why my computer doesn't w ...

Y'know - the one that generates the ELECTRICITY !!

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