why women are bad drivers
girls, the makeup goes on BEFORE you leave the house, not while driving!! :D :D :D
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girls, the makeup goes on BEFORE you leave the house, not while driving!! :D :D :D
by gadgetgirl
that you'd pick up on this one...
Incidentally, straw poll among the women in my building says she should have been fined more, had 3 months in jail, and her licence suspended for at least a year.
Breakfast news "reconstructed" this in a simulator yesterday, and the reporter drove off the "road" after only 10 seconds......
:D
GG
by jaqui
but you know what?
there are a lot of women that are that stupid, to drive and apply makeup.
If you are going to wear makeup, put it on before leaving the house, so you don't leave yourself open for women drivers comments. ;)
funny thing, a lot of delivery drivers, for auto parts and couriers are women, and they are actually better drivers than the men.
[ not putting makeup on while driving is a big help ;) ]
by maecuff
understand why women do this. First of all, it must take talent, because if I attempted to apply makeup while driving, I'd look..well, abstract at best.
And while we're at it, it seems that every moronic a$$hole in a car who does something stupid in my path is on a freaking cell phone. I truly want to shove the phones up their collective a$$es.
And once, as I drove down the expressway, I passed a man reading a book while driving. Incredible.
by gadgetgirl
and between us, we have seen:
a woman putting on nail varnish whilst driving
a man bottle feeding a baby in a car seat (in the passenger seat) whilst driving
numerous people talking on mobile phones whilst driving
numerous people attempting to text on mobile phones whilst driving
unbelievably - a guy trying to reverse a lorry whilst talking on a mobile
and, finally, a lorry driver attempting to map read on the outside lane of the motorway, doing 80mph, with the map totally obscuring his vision out of the windscreen......
And yes, Mae, I'd like to do that with their mobiles phones, too!!
:D
GG
by jamesrl
The ones that drive me crazy are the women who use the little vanity mirror on the shade to do their mascara while driving. They have to take their eyes off the raod and their hands off the wheel.
But I have seen men do similarly stupid things. I saw a guy driving a sports car, steering with his knees while using two hands to comb his long hair in the mirror. Needless to say I put some distance between his car and mine.
James
by maecuff
by stargazerr
I had to spend 7 months in bed with a broken leg because of the freaking cell phones.
The jeep driver backed in the middle of the road while talking on a fone and ran over my leg !!!
Apparantely I had to scream at the top of my lungs before he even realized that his jeep tyre was sitting on my leg.
]:)
by maecuff
by stargazerr
by jaqui
I want it made legal to shoot their engines out..with high explosive armour piercing rounds...I would shoot from the rear, so it goes through the gas tank. ]:)
it is illegal here to talk on cell phones* and drive.
* hands free & voice activated are exempted from restriction.
by stargazerr
make the driver drive with half of his mind actually on the road ...
In case he is talking to his girl friend. If he is talking to his wife ... he would have his whole attention focusedon the road ...
And Man .. that blowing up of the car would be one hell of a show :D
]:)
by maecuff
by gadgetgirl
applies here. ?60 fine, and 3 points on your licence....
so why the bloodyhell do they still insist on doing it??
The mad thing yesterday in the news was that the Government are thinking applying a "two strikes and you're out" rule to speeding, i.e. get caught speeding twice, and your licence gets suspended.
Why can't they do that with mobiles, too??
Grrrr!
(and yes, I have a mobile, with bluetooth headset, and it's only used when my voicemail can't be activated, and only used in emergencies. I don't actually talk to the caller in point of fact - I tell them I'm driving and will call them back. In three years, it's only happened once......(and it was Ma!!)
GG
by x-marcap
Talking on a Cell phone doesn't strain my brain, but putting up with people who want to make someone else's activity illegal, and I'm boiling.
I can only say that stupid people make it bad for everyone. Some people shouldn't be allowed to have a radio in the car much less a cell phone that doesn't activate until they rear end some other poor Joe.
My wife, daughter and I have been rear ended 7 times since 1995. We now drive full size vans and a Buick Roadmaster for protection from idiots. None of them were on Cell phones, but all of them were women. The 1994 rear ending was a gay male lawyer coming over a hill and being unable to stop...
by douglashead
by jdclyde
it was genetics? :O
As for Maes post about the guy reading the book, I spend two hours on the highway everyday, and I see people reading newspapers across their stearing wheels and everything.
I can't WAIT for the cell phone restrictions to go into affect! I am thinking more and more about getting one of those scramblers!
I will look to see who is calling me, generally I don't even answer until I get to where I am going. If I do, it is a quick "what do you want? call you in a bit"
While I HATE phones when I am out to eat, at least it doesn't risk mine and everyone elses lives.
Makeup. what a stupid thing to kill someone over. she is lucky no one stepped out in front of her.
by maecuff
genetics. But that sword cuts both ways. Usually, but not always, the bonehead drivers who commit aggressive acts seem to be male (in my own personal experience), the boneheaded acts that seem to come from distraction have been more female. Although, I've seen both sexes in both scenarios.
If everyone drove like me, we'd be fine. :)
by gadgetgirl
wholeheartedly.
If we all drove like you, we'd be fine....after all, women have fewer accidents, and can ask for directions.....
(thanks for that opening, Mae, I was just waiting for it!!!)
:D
GG
by jdclyde
the number one group to cause an accident, teen males. showing off.
The number two group to cause an accident, middle aged females driving SUV's. More likely to be distracted and have much more going on in their lives.
I was joking with the genetics as I know plenty of terrible male drivers and I have known GREAT female drivers. Let me state for the record, that my EX-wife was NOT one of these great drivers. Yes, we don't have a gate for the fence because she backed into it TWICE, as well as backing into THREE PARKED cars in the 15 years we were together. (swore her next car would not have reverse)
by road-dog
I saw a guy doing a crossword puzzle on a clipboard against his steering wheel. Both hands and his mind on something other than control of the vehicle.
Imagine the possibilities for disaster at interstate speeds with his inability to perceive problems in a timely manner and then his delayed response. This guy is a obituary entry looking for a victim.
I'm not a vengeful person, but if he rear ends somebody, I hope that his airbag crams both clipboard and pen down his idiotic throat!
by maecuff
work well together! :)
And yes, I have NO problem asking for directions.. My ego is JUST fine.
by jaqui
don't ask for directions, I memorise the danged route before I go anywhere new.. mapquest is your friend ;)
or does getting directions before going anywhere count as asking for them? :D
by maecuff
And I do get driving directions ahead of time, but there have been times that they are just plain wrong..
Don't worry, Jaqui, your masculinity is still intact.
by jamesrl
I was new to my time and 4 of us flew into a city I'd never been to before. We rented a car and head to the hotel, having used Microsoft's streets and maps to find our way. We ended up in the middle of a residential area with no commerical buildings within 5 blocks in any direction. We called the hotel for directtions traced our way back and found a commercial section, and drove along the strip until we spotted the hotel on the top of a hill.
MS had confused two similar street names, and it took us about 45 minutes to recover.
James
by jdclyde
by sleepin'dawg
I've noticed, lately, that you no longer have to use $ signs for ass or its derivatives if you wish to use the word and there are a few others as well. Just thought you'd like to know.
[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)
by maecuff
by tink!
who are stupid drivers like that make a bad name for the rest of us.
I'd never try putting on makeup. And I use a headset when using a cell-phone.
Of course, I [b]have[/b] had my share of brain lapses when in a car. I'd elaborate but I don't want to bore anyone (although now, looking back, they're rather humorous)
by sleepin'dawg
will soon bring most idiots to a shuddering halt.
According to actuarial statistics, the group between ages 25 - 60 per 1000 miles driven is the safest, with a slight lead for women between ages 25 to 32, after which men ease ahead. Studies indicate that men put more miles on their vehicles than women do on average.
Males between 16 to 25 have the worst accident ratings although over the past 15 years that has improved slightly. Surprisingly over the past 15 years the accident rates of females in the same age group has been slowly advancing. The next worst group for accidents is the 70 to 85 group with women slighhtly leading the way. Perhaps because in that age group there seem to be more women drivers than men driving, maybe because so many men predecease their wives.
[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)
by x-marcap
Perhaps because in that age group there seem to be more women drivers than men driving, maybe because so many men predecease their wives.
Why do men in coffins seem to be smiling?
by maecuff
too many accidents in my life, but one of them put my dad's car in a lake. (just the front end). I was in my teens, late for work, on wet pavement covered in leaves. Long story short, I went through someone's yard, down a hill and into a lake. At 6:00 AM on a Saturday. Daddy was not amused.
Oh, and once I knocked the sideview mirror off my car while backing out of the garage. But as far as I can remember, that was my only 'reverse' problem.
by jardinier
Actually I think they are awesome. They can reverse an SUV into a tight spot in a parking station while talking on the hand-held phone.
As for penalties, we have the same stupid rules in NSW, Australia. With double demerits during public holidays and long weekends, two instances of exceeding the speed limit by more than 15 kph, or driver and one passenger not wearing a seat belt and bingo -- you have lost your license.
I would like to see a fine of, say, $1,000 for the first instance of using a cell phone while driving, and automatic loss of licence for a second offence.
by ashby
by rmhdsn
by x-marcap
The fellow hit me coming over the hill and started to lock up. The traffic was stopped waiting on someone making a left turn 100 yards over a steep hill...
What caused that accident was the speed at which the fellow came over the hill he was doing 55 in a 55. I was stopped at the end of a line of traffic in Dayton, OH. His proclivity had nothing to do with the accident. He just had all assets protected by trusts. His insurance was a 25000.00 bond. The repairs to the car and medical bills ended up totaling about 75,000. That didn't include lost wages etc...
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