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YOU URGENTLY GET BACK TO ME

By Tony Hopkinson ·
Anyone had this pile of crap?

GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM MR.ALBERT J FRACAS, A WIDOW TO LATE JOAN FRACAS.I AM 47 YEARS OLD,I AM A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BRAIN, FROM ALLINDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE FOR LONG, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE. MY LATE WIFE WAS KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN AFGHANISTAN, AND DURING HE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'NT PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY DOCTOR WILL BE THE ONE SENDING EMAIL MESSAGE TO YOU AS SOON AS I HEAR BACK FROM YOU BECAUSE OF MY PRESENT CONDITION.NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA ASIA, AND EUROPE. I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF SIX MILLION U.S DOLLARS, TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY IN ABIDJAN. I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY, WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
DOCTOR RICHARD

ON BEHAVE OF MR. ALBERT J FRACAS.

Stop f'ing shouting !

ROFLMAO, he shouts.

Attention grabbing subject line in your inbox though.

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Well it appears to be your lucky day, Tony!

by Tig2 In reply to YOU URGENTLY GET BACK TO ...

Congratulations!

What do you plan to do with the money?

It would appear that Abidjan is the new Nigeria. Wonder
what is up with that?

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Well I thought about replying, then I realised

by Tony Hopkinson In reply to Well it appears to be you ...

a quick google for my name, would soon identify I aren't exactly the most divot christanean on the plante.

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Ahh, I see now

by The Scummy One In reply to Well I thought about repl ...

that is why these are still floating around. Too many 'divot christanean on the plante' are responding....

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A tuere wrod has niver ben spooken

by Tony Hopkinson In reply to Ahh, I see now

Can't give you a cut I'm afraid I've donated the opportunity to Tig.

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That is an even better reason to collect!

by Tig2 In reply to Well I thought about repl ...

You are an impartial party who would invest your money
wisely across a variety of charitable concerns without
prejudice. Would you let a cat divide up the fish? Of course
you wouldn't!

Besides, all the communication has to go through the guy's
doc, right? My guess is that he is too ill to use Google.

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No you contact him

by Tony Hopkinson In reply to That is an even better re ...

If I get $6,000,000 in my bank account from afghanistan, I'll be in Belmarsh as soone as I asnwer the question are you a chritain, I mean christne ,....

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Can't Tony

by Tig2 In reply to No you contact him

Somehow I just can't bring myself to deprive all those good atheists out there. Let's face it- he wants to spread Christian
love around the world. As a Christian, I already have mine. I
think that in order to spread the message, you give it to
people who don't already have it!

Course I may regret that once fund raising for the 3 Day
starts!

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Colour me cynical

by Tony Hopkinson In reply to Can't Tony

but I suspect the six million dollars for the chap injured in afghanistan, in a nigerian hospital, may not be real.

Some git gave me a nickel in my change the other day. I'll put it in a bottle and throw it off the east coast, you are probably more likely to see that.

Six grammatical errors and twenty-five spelling mistakes corrected.

Appropos of nothing why am I browsing with the blue e, when I downloaded FF3 with it's built in spell checker.

Tony, goes away for a minor but telling adjustment to his quick launch icons.

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So true, so true

by Tig2 In reply to Colour me cynical

If that bottle manages to get to Lake Superior I will eat my
hat. I suspect my hat is safe.

You have to love these though. Every time I think I have seen
them all, a new one pops up. Makes me shake my head.

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When do you send the money?

by .Martin. In reply to YOU URGENTLY GET BACK TO ...

my father got one of these, but it was more to the point. You had to send them $6000 to get the process of transferring the money started.

Do I smell a scam???

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