Your tax dollars at work...
Purchased workstations for checking e-mail and mindless web surfing:
(12) 850 MHz PIII, 30GB HD, 128MB RAM, CD Burners, DVD CD ROMS
(7) NT SERVER 4.0's, 3x9 GB HD, Seagate Tape backup, PCMCIA slots, Adaptec SCSI, 52X CD ROMs, oh and woops we wanted Windows 98 can you install that for us instead.
What kind of training is it? AAAAAAAAArmy training SIR! (from the movie Stripe's circa 1982).
Regards,
Njanear