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Yuk Yuk?

By jdclyde ·
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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OMG! I have found my ZEN site!

by jdclyde In reply to Yuk Yuk?

I wonder how this site would rate upnder the "Time wasted survey"?

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by neilb@uk In reply to OMG! I have found my ZEN ...

I had to ask the Network Admin to block the site at the firewall.


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by jdclyde In reply to Nooooooo!

you will find a way to get back, one way or another! There is no escape now!


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You can't stop

by maecuff In reply to Nooooooo!

until they're all popped, can you?

It's a sickness. They have pills for it.

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It was bad enough

by jdclyde In reply to You can't stop

but once I found the "manic" option, that was all she wrote! :0

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Revenge is mine!

by NickNielsen In reply to OMG! I have found my ZEN ...

My son likes to pop. It drives me nuts.

My new home PC has a 15-watt 2.1 sound system. I'm going to put in earplugs, turn the volume all the way up, then pop a sheet or two in manic mode. ]:)

Edit: I posted it and I still got confused when I read it.

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Sent this to my boys

by jdclyde In reply to Revenge is mine!

They are at their female-parental-units place this week, and hopefully it will have the same effect on her!

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by jdclyde In reply to Yuk Yuk?

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table three objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, and a bottle of whisky.

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks! up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. He tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink.

"Lord have mercy," the old man whispered, "he's gonna be a Congressman!"

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Couldn't resist......

by gadgetgirl In reply to Yuk Yuk?

didn't know quite who to dedicate this one to.....



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Oh, you baaa'd girl!

by NickNielsen In reply to Couldn't resist......

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