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A gallery of goofy error messages

By Michael Kassner November 15, 2011, 1:40 AM PST

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A gallery of goofy error messages

A problem with the space/time continuum

A problem with the space/time continuum

ntDude…thanks for the news flash.

A gallery of goofy error messages

Server attitude

Server attitude

ntI hate it when a server gets obstinate.

A gallery of goofy error messages

First, find your keyboard....

First, find your keyboard....

ntMy favorite. This must be a program used by the government.

A gallery of goofy error messages

Options to delete

Options to delete

nt”We were creating a developer tool using three different languages: Delphi for the user-interface, C for the system-level stuff, and Synergy/DE for the glue. User requirements forced us to create our own message-box API. With all the hand-shaking between layers, someone confused the definitions for the bit values for what buttons to include on the message box. On the first run, we tried a delete confirmation. This is the message we received.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Error in Visual Studio 2008

Error in Visual Studio 2008

ntError message seen upon opening the Breakpoint Explorer in Visual Studio 2008.

A gallery of goofy error messages

How do you know if it's missing if you don't know what it is?

How do you know if it's missing if you don't know what it is?

nt”I’ve only ever see it once and there was no literature available from M$ as to what exactly Device 6 was. After a reboot the system booted and I reloaded DOS to it then went looking at Microsoft. I gave up and called in defeat and rang them to find out what device 6 is supposed to be. Turns out that it’s the CPU but without a CPU I’m at more than a bit of a Loss how anything can be displayed on the screen.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

You're so not worthy.

You're so not worthy.

nt”An Oracle Forms app of mine spits out this error message  when unauthorized users attempt to delete something they aren’t allowed to.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Too much information

Too much information

nt”I was creating a HOBS payment back in the 90’s. The create instruction dialogue box popped up to let me the world as we know isn’t real…”

A gallery of goofy error messages

An internal error is on the lam.

An internal error is on the lam.

nt”I often wondered what kind of internal error it was, and where it broke out from!”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Don't bother the guru.

Don't bother the guru.

nt”The BSOD equivalent from the old Commadore Amiga range.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

The unexpected error.

The unexpected error.

ntBecause apparently some errors are expected.

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You can't do that!

You can't do that!

nt”I was programming in Fortran on a Data General back in the early 80’s and on one run I triggered an error that was displayed as just a number. There was a tool in the OS that allowed you to put in the error code and get a description of the problem. By default the tool was looking for a hex code, but I couldn’t tell if the number I had was hex or decimal (I think it was 62), so I requested the error text for the decimal number. At that point I realized I was dealing with powers greater than mere mortals, so I shut off all the lights and quietly went home.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Unknown HACB error.

Unknown HACB error.

ntMake up your mind!

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Shut 'er down, Scotty!"

Shut 'er down, Scotty!"

nt”An error message I would receive when I was installing Xenix Systems for Radio Shack back in the day, and we would get a core dump error.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Why so judgmental?

Why so judgmental?

nt”Most versions of Basic had a renumber command to tidy up your line numbering. BBC Basic would return reasonable error message during normal use of this but if you input exceedingly large numbers to the command it would just return the error “Silly” with no further comment.”

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It's wasn't me it was him.

It's wasn't me it was him.

nt”Back in the late 70’s I tried to compile a COBOL program. The compiler message I got. That’s some catchall!”

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Can't see? Click here.

Can't see? Click here.

ntThe eternal loop.

A gallery of goofy error messages

Unknown errors

Unknown errors

ntIn other words, we don’t know.

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Something is terribly wrong.

Something is terribly wrong.

nt”We were working in a COBOL environment on an IBM 4341. My co-worker had just been assigned to maintain the payroll system which was home grown. He was attempting to modify the main calculation program which had to be the best example of spaghetti code ever seen in the universe. When I went to his cube and he showed me what was making him red faced.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Error message from PC-Pine

Error message from PC-Pine

ntError message from PC-Pine

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Old FoxPro error 120

Old FoxPro error 120

ntI think Error 120 is smarter than you think.

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CD-Rom/Drive A

CD-Rom/Drive A

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Operation completed successfully.

Operation completed successfully.

nt”It sounds like an oxymoron until you realize that in many systems, error code 0 means ‘successful completion’.”

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Limitations of the recovery console.

Limitations of the recovery console.

ntWhat the…?

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Extra points!

Extra points!

nt”This was followed by the Software in question falling into a quivering heap. Still, at least I’d scored those extra points.”

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Name calling

Name calling

nt”Compiling programs in the proprietary language used by the mini, this error message would occur if there were more than 35 errorsand then the compiler would throw to a new page and print large.”

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Fatal error

Fatal error

nt”PDP-11 COBOL: In those days, Column 1 in your program was reserved for forms control. This was a vestige of punched cards and drum printers. Something like “DATA-DIVISION” was supposed to be entered ‘ DATA-DIVISION.’  With column 1 eaten up for forms control, this was interpreted as “ATA-DIVISION” (at least there was no such line in COBOL as “MASS-STORAGE”! 😮 ) Miss that and you get endless messages: ‘Fatal error, abandoning compilation’.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Error, but still printing?

Error, but still printing?

ntAn error message that shows the importance of punctuation.

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No misinterpreting that one.

No misinterpreting that one.

nt”A system that will occasionally throw out one word… PANIC. Oookay… I have many places that could be in a panic state, can you throw me a clue as to the location, at the very least?”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Negative vibes

Negative vibes

ntThe server has negative vibes (and also a sad aura).

A gallery of goofy error messages

Unathorized!

Unathorized!

nt”If you fail the authentication on a Motorola Canopy wireless radio you get this error. Through a series of highly sophisticated and complex algorithms, this system has determined that you are not presently authorized to use this system function. It could be that you simply mistyped a password, or, it could be that you are some sort of interplanetary alien-being that has no hands and, thus, cannot type.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Second floppy disk

Second floppy disk

nt”In the installation manual for installing some program, after the 1st 5.25″ floppy finished, the following instruction message: ‘Insert the second floppy disk, and click enter.’
ntInvariably, his staff would get at least one call a day asking how to remove the two floppy disks from the computer.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

I can deal with unable, but unwilling?

I can deal with unable, but unwilling?

nt”Once got this message from a system when attempting a network connection:…Aw, come on please?”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Cannot obtain error message

Cannot obtain error message

ntYou know you have problems when the error is that you can’t get the error.

A gallery of goofy error messages

What did you do?

What did you do?

nt”screenshot of an error message from a beta of Windows 98″

A gallery of goofy error messages

-r0, -1, "ENU"

-r0, -1, "ENU"

ntWhy didn’t you just say so in the first place?

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You don't exist.

You don't exist.

nt”The first time I tried installing Mandrake Linux (it was a really early release – kinda rough around the edges), I had to fix something from the command prompt, so I chose that option at the installer boot menu, the shell came up, I fixed what I needed, then I issued the command ‘shutdown -r now’ to reboot the computer as gently as possible.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Contact Microsoft this error, but we can't tell you what it is.

Contact Microsoft this error, but we can't tell you what it is.

nt”This was back in the late ’80s when I was using the Microsoft C compiler. I had a faulty RAM chip and got this error.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Really screwed

Really screwed

nt”The dynamic publishing system I work with (Arbortext) has an error handler, but sometimes an error will cause the error handler to fail as well. In that case, the system just reports the error message: ‘Editor: Crash within crash’ and exit.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

The casual error message.

The casual error message.

nt”Here most messages would say, “Press any key to continue.” Some programmer with a sense of humor…”

A gallery of goofy error messages

We know nothing!

We know nothing!

ntAnd we don’t know who created it either.

A gallery of goofy error messages

Loss imminent!

Loss imminent!

nt”Saw this while working on an AS400 with single level memory store. All of disk (permanant addresses) and all of memory (temporary addresses) would be available for a program to use. When the temporary addess space filled up, it could cause main storage to be overwritten. To combat this, a threshold was set to send a message when this threshold was approaching. After uploading a PTF service pack, I’d get that chilling message.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

The indecipherable error message.

The indecipherable error message.

nt”You whaaat?”

A gallery of goofy error messages

The lazy error message.

The lazy error message.

ntWinning the prize for vagueness.

A gallery of goofy error messages

The "oops" message

The "oops" message

nt”Oops” is never good.

A gallery of goofy error messages

The angry error message.

The angry error message.

nt”I used a bookkeeping program that was written by the owner of the company. (That’s a whole different story!) One day when I was just learning my way around this very odd program, it requested a password. I didn’t have one, so I just hit Enter and this immediately showed on the screen.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

We don't know jack error message.

We don't know jack error message.

ntGood ole DOS errors

A gallery of goofy error messages

Modem error

Modem error

ntIt’s reserved for the Modem, with a capital M.

A gallery of goofy error messages

Some errors, however, are perfectly welcome.

Some errors, however, are perfectly welcome.

nt”I was running a diagnostics application on an Intel 310 Xenix server way back in the late ’80s. After about twenty minutes tthis message popped up on the screen.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

Can't start without errors.

Can't start without errors.

ntIt takes an error to even get us interested.

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Sincerely, a PC.

Sincerely, a PC.

ntfrom MacTCP

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A required resource was...what?

A required resource was...what?

nt”When connected to the internet via 3G using Globetrotter Connect software, every 20 minutes or so the whole screen goes white and a popup opens over it with the message.”

A gallery of goofy error messages

What about the error in the subsystem?

What about the error in the subsystem?

nt”Unhelpful error message I got when I tried to log into the MyThree website some years ago.”

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