Images: Demotivators strike again
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Beauty
If you’re attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
Bitterness
Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there’s nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.
Change
It’s a short trip from riding the waves of change to being torn apart by the jaws of defeat.
Conformity
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Delusions
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
Dysfunction
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
Elitism
It’s lonely at the top, but it’s comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
Inspiration
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
Madness
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “Hey, is there room in your head for one more?”
Overconfidence
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
Planning
Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
Quality
The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it’s more like a death march.
Sacrifice
Your role may be thankless, but if you’re willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
Underachievement
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
Wishes
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.
