Revenge of the Demotivators
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Arrogance
ntThe best leaders inspire by example. When that’s not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
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ntWhen your servers crash, end users scream, and network grinds to a halt, let these Demotivators make you smile. These soul-crushingly funny explanations of defeat, futility, failure, disloyalty and more, remind you that it could always be worse.
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Change
ntWhen the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.
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Defeat
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you’re one of them.
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Disloyalty
There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices.
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Disservice
It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one… the good news is that we should run out of them in no time.
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Fear
Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea
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Futility
You’ll always miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take, and, statistically speaking, 99 percent of the shots you do.
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Goals
It’s best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
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Hazards
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you’re pretty much doomed.
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Ignorance
It’s amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they’re going.
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Indifference
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
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Limitations
Until you spread your wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can walk.
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Nepotism
We promote family values here – almost as often as we promote family members.
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Pretension
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious.
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Stupidity
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
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Teamwork
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
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