The techsupportgore channel on Reddit is not for the faint of IT heart. It’s a horror show of laptops mangled beyond recognition, smartphones smashed beyond reason and other mistreated devices.
Here’s a look at some of the subreddit’s most disturbing (but fun!) sights. Leading off: The ThinkPad keyboard that, per the thread, had an unfortunate encounter with a hair dryer.
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The subreddit r/techsupportgore discourages the posting of pictures of computers that are merely dusty. We feel confident in asserting that the subject of this thread is not merely dusty.
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According to the Redditor behind this thread, this laptop was “left in the bleachers.” Was a fan using it as a seat cushion?
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According to the thread, this mouse died on the battlefield after a game of Battlefield.
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According to the Redditor, a customer brought in this laptop for repair. On the bright side of a grim-looking picture, all the bed bugs were dead.
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Approach bags of “iPopcorn“–sorry, bulging lithium-ion batteries–with caution.
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According to this thread, that’s a cable box with an “active wasp nest” inside. Must be part of a new premium package.
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Per the title of this thread, this smashed-beyond-recognition smartphone was “only dropped…a little bit.” A whole lot of times, apparently.
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According to the thread, the glue on this HP LaserJet printer gives “new meaning to hardwired.”
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The hive mind’s prognosis for this iPad is grim.
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According to the thread, the owner of this Samsung Galaxy Tab Active 8.0 claimed to have sat on it “by accident… for a split second.”
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There are corroded batteries, and then there are corroded batteries.
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With apologies to this MacBook charger setup, aluminum foil is not among CNET’s top tips for fixing a frayed cable.
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“Cable spaghetti” is how one Redditor described this unwieldy scene.
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When it comes to your laptop, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do–and can afford.
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According to the poster behind this thread, this brutalized, school-issued Samsung was fixed–so the students “can break it all over again.”
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According to this thread, this smartphone’s litany of horrors includes a bent frame.
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Per this thread, smoking is bad for your health–and for your (formerly) translucent iMac G3.
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Here’s the punchline to this scene, per the thread: The computer with the cup of sugar inside (“at least”) was brought to the shop for a forgotten password.
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A user on this thread said this poor smartphone looked as if it “was used as a crowbar.”
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The poster who initiated this thread reported that a customer ran over the laptop, on purpose, and apparently with a good deal of force. A replacement, it was said, was not offered.
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This iPhone features duct tape, rubber bands, and, per this thread, “almost certainly” a swollen battery.
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As a Redditor on this thread put it, “That looks like a standard messy network room until you see the router sitting on the ladder.” “And,” the original poster added,”the duct tape on the port switches.” Other than that…
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According to this thread, this set-up was found at the poster’s new apartment. It’s a modem, a router and “two cables not plugged in at all, so f—— god know what those are supposed to go.”
Sweet.
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“It was just a small drop.” That was the backstory on this ThinkPad, per the poster behind this thread.
According to the thread, that’s an uninterruptible power supply (UPS) device with, uh, its original battery.
“[T]he UPS tech was in a full suit & gloves,” the poster wrote. “We knew something was wrong when we kept hearing, ‘Oh damn, oh wow’ over and over.”
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To hear this thread tell it, this is what it looks like when an Anker gaming mouse is “dragged along 300 miles of road…by mistake.”
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\tThat’s an iPad, per this thread. “A mashed one at that,” the original poster noted.
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