The IT workers of Star Trek

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Captain, did you remove the USB drive without ejecting again?

Yes, that's still what that little blue thing is.
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No, sir.

I'm afraid the holodeck doesn't support that kind of experience.

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No, it's not a paper jam

We haven't used paper in over 100 years.

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Thanks for calling Starfleet. How can I help you?

You changed your tricorder language to Klingon? Again?

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Yes, your coms are being received

He's just ignoring you.

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Do you know what he asked me?

He asked me if the new version of OSX would allow us to transport at warp speed.

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Yes, the food replicator is working just fine

But then again, I'm security, so, maybe it isn't.

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There are tribbles reproducing in the transporter room?

Well I can't imagine why that would be an enormous problem.

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Sir, I think the Starfleet Twitter has been hacked again

Someone is tweeting about a Ferengi escort service.

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No, this isn't Scotty...

And I'm afraid we can't beam you into the transporter from 16 lightyears away.

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Just a few more security questions before we can access your account

What are the galactic coordinates of your home planet?

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You're stuck in the turbolift?

Did you try selecting a destination?

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Your tractor beam is malfunctioning?

Ma'am, I think you're looking at the control panel upside down.

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On the phone with a Vulcan

He told me my tech support advice was highly illogical.

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Yes, you're welcome

You live long and prosp ---- great, he hung up.
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