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A little Friday Fun

By Klingon ·
Let's have a little fun today. It'd be cool if everyone would post a good joke, we could use some laughs. (plus, how many times have you ever said to someone, "I know so many good jokes, but I can never remember them! I should start writing them down.") Here's my contribution:

A man was stopped by a game warden with two buckets of fish while leaving a lake very well-known for its fishing. the game warden stopped the man and asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied, "No, sir. You see, these are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!", the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of nonsense!! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"OK. I've gotta see this!!." The game warden was curious now.

The man poured the fish in the lake, and waited for a few minutes. After several more minutes, the warden finally turned to the man and said, "Well?".

"Well what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?", the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?", the man asked.

"The FISH!"

"What fish?", the man asked.

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Great Idea

by reubentr In reply to A little Friday Fun

Lunch at McDonald's

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.
He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.
Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and willalways be shared, 50/50."
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's HIS turn with the teeth."

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