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A Sunday Yuk anyone?

By PurpleSkys ·
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So that the Boss would think I was
CRAZY' And give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her ?..And where do you think you're going??



(You're gonna love this.....)




She said,


'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

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See...

by Shellbot In reply to A Sunday Yuk anyone?

This is why Scummy is going to get kicked if he tells me to go blonde one more time!!


When the heck did sunday arrive.......
< shakes head ... rubs eyes... >

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i dunno

by PurpleSkys In reply to See...

i woke up and that's what my calendar said...and if you think about it, was that blonde not smart??? i mean honestly...if the lightbulb is leaving, one can't work in the dark ...i'd use it

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lol

by Shellbot In reply to i dunno

ya..i'd use it if i could i guess :)

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See -- I WAS right

by The Scummy One In reply to lol

and you ARE wrong (again)

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Nah

by Shellbot In reply to See -- I WAS right :D

I really wouldn't say it.I was just trying to make Purple feel better about her admission that she'd say it

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hey now

by PurpleSkys In reply to Nah

first rule of defence...admit nothing

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Hey....I use it all the time...

by Darryl~ Moderator In reply to lol

Ask Purple.

People actually fall for it.....that's the scarey thing!!

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and he does...

by PurpleSkys In reply to Hey....I use it all the t ...

he is blond afterall

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Isnt that something you would say?

by The Scummy One In reply to See...

I think so!

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i think not

by Shellbot In reply to Isnt that something you w ...

:)

therefore..i am correct ]:)

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