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All Right, a New Friend from TR

By The Scummy One ·
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I just looked in my mailbox and found this (unedited to hopefully humiliate the loser).

One of your fellow TechRepublic members has sent you a private message:

From: dan_johns_anna81@...
Subject: From Mr.Daniel Johnson and sister
From Mr.Daniel Johnson and sister
Private and Confidential
Abidjan - C?te d'Ivoire

My dear ,

It is our pleasure to contact you for a business
venture which I and my Sister,intend to establish in
your country.Though we have not met with you before
but we believe, one has to risk confiding in someone
to succeed sometimes in life.There is this amount of
FIFTEEN Million US Dollars ($ our late Father deposited in a private security company here in Abidjan Capital city of Cote d'Ivoire which he wanted to used for his political ambition in our Country before he was assassinated.

Now I and my sister have decided to invest these money
in your country or anywhere safe enough for security and political reasons.We want you to help us contact the security company here as my late fathers foreign business partner and the beneficiary of the deposited trunk box containing the fund and give them immediate instruction to release and deliver the trunk box to you through their
international diplomatic courier service to your

As soon as you comfirm the trunk box to your possession, I and my only sister will come over to meet you for the possible investment and continue our education in your country.We will like to invest part of the money into these three investment in your Country but, if there is any other business that is better than our suggestion, wewill be very glad to follow your can cell me us this +225 07 18 19 43,or private

1). Real estate
2). The transport industry
3). Five star hotel

If you can be of an assistance to us we will be
pleased to offer to you 20% Of the total fund while
the balance will be invested by you.

We await your soonest response.

Respectfully yours,
Mr. Daniel Johnson and sister

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Boy, you sure are lucky!

by Tig2 In reply to All Right, a New Friend f ...

No one ever sends me stuff like that!

Cool! Fifteen million dollars! So what do you think you'll do with the money?

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Hmmm, can it buy

by The Scummy One In reply to Boy, you sure are lucky!

at least a mini nuke?

Wait, Hal and AV have more bridges to sell :^0

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Maybe you can put out a DOS contract on your new friends

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Hmmm, can it buy

or pay TR to fix the search engine...

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They're only being friendly to you because they don't know you.

by OnTheRopes In reply to All Right, a New Friend f ...

. :^0 My religion... blah, blah, blah. :0 <br>

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:^0 -- Thanks Alot :0

by The Scummy One In reply to They're only being friend ...
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Don't fall for it!

by road-dog In reply to All Right, a New Friend f ...

It's only 15 bucks and 000.000.00 cents. That's a decimal point to the right of the 15.

I thought there was something fishy about this....

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but he only gets 20%

by .Martin. In reply to Don't fall for it!
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Ahh Man,

by The Scummy One In reply to but he only gets 20%

all that work I did out the door already... Thanks for ruining my day

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That's Ok :^0 <NT>

by .Martin. In reply to Ahh Man,
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Not at all

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Ahh Man,

The Church of Scum has no requirement to return Donations made to it under any circumstances. You get to keep it all provided you give it to me to manage.

You really should read those Documents that I sent you on what can and can not be done legally by the Church. :0

Col ]:)

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