Oh, just becuase I might forget tomorrow/later today/ sometime in the future, and since the Newfies don’t know WHAT time zone dey are in:
A young man named Mike applied for an engineering position at a Newfoundland firm based in St. John’s.
A Mainlander applied for the position too and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take the same standard test by the company manager.
Upon completion, both men missed getting a perfect score by only getting one wrong answer. The company manager went over to Mike and said, ‘Thank you for applying for the position but we have decided to give it to the Mainlander.’
‘And why would youse be doin’ dat?’ asked Mike. ‘We bote get nine of de questions roight. Dis being de Rock, and me a Newfie, I tink I should be gettin’ de jab!’
The manager then replied, ‘We based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one that you missed.’
Mike says ‘And jest how could one answer be more wrong dan anudder?’
‘Simple’, replied the manager. ‘On question number seven, the Mainlander wrote down ‘I don’t know.’
You put down ‘Needer do I.’