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An IT Guys Sex Life is Digital

By FluxIt ·
It seems like sex life is digital. Love is either a little bit or a full byte. It is either on or off. I am the one or I am a zero. When I am dating all my money is in some register and when I am not my buffers fill up.

I fear the fatal attraction when I am caught in the deadly embrace and the only way out is to boot the woman, then reboot her.

Does anyone out there feel the same?

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"Weird Al" - One More Minute

by CharlieSpencer In reply to An IT Guys Sex Life is Di ...

"I'm stranded all alone, in the gas station of Love,
And I have to use the self-service pumps!"

I have no idea what it has to do with this topic, but I feel time will prove it just as relevant as any other comments that get posted.

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Sorry Sweetie

by Tig2 In reply to An IT Guys Sex Life is Di ...

It is no different for IT Gals.

We just cover it up a bit better...

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There's the problem.

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Sorry Sweetie

It would be better if you'd stop covering up the bits...

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Mr Miami

by maecuff In reply to Sorry Sweetie

loves any chance he gets to talk about 'booting' and 'rebooting' women.

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I don't know

by jdclyde In reply to Mr Miami

it does have a certain appeal to it....

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Sure it does

by Tig2 In reply to I don't know

When the topic of conversation is your ex.

When the topic of conversation is MY ex, re-booting doesn't sound so bad either!
:)

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I don't Know MrMiami

by FluxIt In reply to Mr Miami

Why do you say this? It is like you have some kind of revelation. I'll be this MrMiami for you but don't take it into your imagination or bedroom.

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You never do

by maecuff In reply to I don't Know MrMiami

know who he is.

And trust me when I say, I don't need any help with imagination. Especially from MrMiami

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Mr Miami reflects a bigger problem

by CNET Edit In reply to Mr Miami

Joking about "booting" women is a sure sign that some people have serious issues.

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IT Gals Bounce Attack

by FluxIt In reply to Sorry Sweetie

But they just change their address and imposture as someone else. It is a Freaky Trans-Personality, FTP, bounce attack!

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