Well Beth cam forward and decided to clean up today’s Yuk, which is fine and dandy. It was started between a few peers and grew into what it is today, unfortunately it’s been getting way out of hand lately too.
One troll or newb posts cutting edge slag and it gets followed with more of the same until it becomes a useless piece of forum BS that can be found everywhere. When we made the Yuk a mainstay on Fridays, the intent was VERY PC, VERY CLEAN and VERY CONSIDERATE, but things slide over time.
So thanks Bev, for doing your job and not letting TR join the ranks of other low end fodder sites.
Anyhoot, CLEAN fun, this’ll be tricky!
A policeman spots this man walking up Royal Ave., pulling a 12 foot long rope and asks, ?What do you think you are doing pulling this 12 long rope up Royal Ave.??
The man replied: ?have you ever tried pushing it??
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And seeing as it is cop week on TR:
The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1…
#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”
# 14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
#13 “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the
speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”
#11 “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”
#10 “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think
it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”
#9 “Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I’m warning you not to do that
again or I’ll give you another ticket.”
#8 “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”
#7 “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey poo. ”
#6 “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”
#5 “In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.”
#4 “How big were those ‘Just two beers’ you say you had?”
#3 “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”
#2 “I’m glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend
of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”
The envelope please…………………
AND THE WINNER IS …
#1 “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”
