Dessert anyone? except gg / mm.

typo, isn't it
You did mean desert, right.

Rob

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Don't you know what the F Stop is for on the lens?

That first photo is so underexposed it's terrible whoever took it should be horse wiped for making such a basic mistake. :p

Col ]:)

I guess I thought you may have "homed in" on Jules' post....as you're telepathically nearest to him.

and the fact she could plait her underarm hair....well....

nc

:p

GG

I'll let you in on a little secret. B-)

That discolored area of skin at the inside top of the leg is always used to create a new nipple in Breast Reconstruction Surgery. Just please don't ask how I know that one. :x

Col ]:)

you didn't really expect to get away with that, did you?

C'mon.

Tell.

How you know that?!

GG

As it's a [b]Trade Secret[/b] in the business but I did say that I used to do Medical Work so that's a bit of a give away by itself isn't it? :0

Also I don't want to make you throw up. :(

You should see some of the pictures that I'm exposed to by Surgeons they make that one look positively tame and because they are all Medical Photos they are not considered as [b]Soft Porn.[/b] :D

The finial results look OK but the steps taken to reach them are enough to make you sick. I've seen a entire series of Sex Change Photos from start to finished product [b]Really Scary Stuff There.[/b] Not to mention the instruments used in surgery. :^0

What made it even worse is I had to put together a Slide Show for one Surgeon on one of these Operations as a Display Piece for a Medical Conference recently, well in the last 18 months and it was only done under protest and severe Blackmail by the Surgeon Involved. It's very hard to say [b]No[/b] to someone standing over you with a scalpel after they have made the first incision and then ask you quite nicely to do something. Suspected Skin Cancer sucks particularly with this guy as he know how to get his own way. X-(

Col ]:)

it is just a female form, nothing out of the usual, she doesn't have the wrong number of anything.....

but, yes, she is minus a razor....

(yuk, IMO)

GG

:D

I hate smiles that don't reach the eyes! She has a very nice smile and the eye twinkle it right on!

Too bad the first pic was so dark! That one looked like it would have been the best of the lot.

Looks like the type of person that is fun to have around.

not sure I could bring myself to eat any of that. Kind of like chowing down on a yak! :p

http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/other/YAK/

Her hair's on fire! Or is it always that bright [b]red[/b]?

I don't care if it is "real" or not. If I see it, it is real enough for me! The exact same argument can/should be made for breast enlargements! I hear all the time "but there not real"!

So? ]:)

finding the picture called thingmabob on some sites..

looks like her whole torso is nothing but her p***y

a closer examination it becomes obvious that it's an optical illusion, her blouse is what you are looking at. ]:)

bright overhead light, so I turned the flash off.

cheap digital camera so very limited settings, like flash, zoom and scale are it.

Well at least the photo was up there long enough to get all the reactions.

Personally I find a clean-shaven ***** very unnatural and hence a turn-off.

In the general area of "adult" material it is now the norm to be clean-shaven.

There is one tasteful website which features "artistic" shots of young women. I asked why most of the models were shaven, and was told that it was not by command of the website, but the choice of the individual girls who simply follow the trend of their peers.

naw, when she found out I posted her pics online she was saying she was going to get me back for it..but was smiling when she said it.

when she gets mad she boot f%%%s your face right then and there.

Well it is reassuring to know that SOMEONE remembers what girls/women USED to look like before they started progressively trimming their growth to accommodate the fashion of "leave almost nothing to the imagination" beachwear.

While the following is purely scientific in nature, it [b]should not be read less than two hours before or after eating.[/b]

A friend of mine who is a medical doctor used to work for the Department of Epidemiology in Sydney, treating persons afflicted with venereal diseases. He and his female partner used to take weekly turns of addending to male and female patients.

Part of the job was to take close-up colour slides of diseased sexual organs for the purpose of study.

One night the clinic was broken into and ALL the slides stolen.

Now how sick is THAT?

I get on the site at breaks/lunch/after work, and also whilst I'm waiting for certain security programs to run/update/log/print in certain circumstances.

As I can't continue normal working while some of these things are collecting evidence, I chill out at the water cooler.

Oh, and my boss is very appreciative of the Friday Yuk jokes I keep sending him.....reckons they're as good as medication.....

(remember here, that I work in Mental Health!!)

:D

GG

for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six.

I left alone, my mind was blank.
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair

bogus.....

huh??

Gee MARK, I know things get kind of uncivilized in the lone star state, but that is no excuse not to be well versed on your Iron Maiden songs AND Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure.

Jules underaged "babe" was a bit if a beast, so the first part of "Number of the beast" just seemed to fit! :D

~ walks away shaking head ~

Got a big "L" tattooed across your forehead? :0

I'm a loser because I don't know cr*p and don't give a cr*p about Iron Maiden? OK...whatever.

that you have come to terms with your loserdom! Most people take being such a loser harder than that, but not you! Attaloser! [i](i mean, attaboy!)[/i]

does that mean your one of "those" people that listens to country noise? :0

Funny. That reminds me of the arguments and name-calling my friends and I got into in [b]high school[/b] about losers and winners, preferring rock or country music, Ford or Chevy pickups, Lone Star or Pearl beer, blondes or brunettes. There wasn't any in-between. You acted you like liked one side and acted like you hated the other. Probably just to show each other that we had a mind of our own. That was a long time ago though, when I was still a kid. High school kids act that way, you know. :^0 In the years since, I've lost a few and won a few, listened to rock and country, driven Fords and Chevys, drank Lone Star and Pearl, dated blondes and brunettes.

Texas is about as "country" as it gets. Try finding any radio station, FM, AM or Sirius, that originates in Texas and doesn't spew country or religious claptrap at you. Thankgawd I carry CDs with me.

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

When's the last time you were in Texas? Apparently not in my lifetime. I haven't searched for different music radio stations lately so I can't speak to the ratio of rock-to-country-to-religious, but I do know that there are plenty of rock music stations in every medium-size or larger Texas city that I have been in. There is as much variety here as there is in any city in other states that I have been in. Probably more variety because we have country music and Spanish stations, too.

By the way, the metropolitan areas of Dallas and Houston, where a third of the state population lives, are very uncountry-like. A very large number of residents of those metropolitan areas are transplants from other parts of the country. As a matter of fact, most of the people that I know personally were not born in Texas.

Sounds like you have both kinds of music?

Country AND western! :)

Now, if you do not know the origins of that derived quote you are in dire need of some culture my friend! :D

I'd feel pretty blue if I didn't know that one. :^0 But that's culture? ?:|

I have a friend who works in Government in the Metal health side of things really he's nothing more than a [b]Glorified Clerk[/b] but the Horror Stories that I hear from him about their IT Support staff are amusing to say the least.

Like some woman wanted a printer moved so the IT guy bounced it down a flight of steps totally destroying the thing but because they had exhausted their hardware replacement budget for the year they had it repaired even though it cost about 3 times the cost of a new one. I didn't mention the 2 members of the public that got injured by the bouncing printer either and the Out Of Court Settlement that came about there.

But to get around the [b]Dry[/b] workplace he has at least 1 day a week as a [b]Mental Health Day Off[/b] sounds so much better than a Sicky and what's worse no one notices that he's not there for the day.

A couple of years ago he went on [b]Forced[/b] Holidays as he had worked for a few years without a holiday so he had 16 weeks leave owing to him. When he left and went to the US for a nice long break he didn't trust the Pay Master to get it right on his pay so he filled out his time sheets and had someone else in the office hand them in every 2 weeks and he never missed a payment but if he had of filled in the correct paperwork for the time off that was forced on him they would have managed to mess it up totally and just maybe they would have managed to send him his wages after he had returned to work.

And what's really funny is that he can't understand why I refuse Government Work. :D

Col ]:)

I was going to use the Both types of Music Country & Western but I've been beaten to that one so I'll just settle by asking what crimes did all those friends of yours commit to be [b]Transported to Texas?[/b] :^0

Col ]:)

The transplants committed no crime to get here. They came on their own free will. I guess they think Texas is a great place to live or something. ?:| I wish some of them WOULD commit a crime after they got here though, so we could ship them back to the northern states where they came from. :^0

After all you work IT don't you? That in itself shows just how [b]DUMB[/b] you are just like the rest of us here. :^0

Long hours little thanks and constantly being told that you've messed up something that you haven't touched for ages has to fall under the meaning of DUMB doesn't it? :p

Col ]:)

And didn't even take a screen shoot of his ratting. Good thing he's in Canada or I would have strung him up by his pirate parts to suffer. :D

Besides 69 way too easy you have to set your sights higher and go for something that you think is hard to get. :p

Col ]:)

that HAL took a magnifiyng glass and INSPECTED her..

geesh.

:P

CuteElf

England is so used to Iron females. They had one that still is called Iron Lady.
May be GG can tell more. ]:) ;)

Rob

ps Iron Maiden will be in New Castle (UK)later on this year!

He did CuteElf.

Hopefully he used his pc-software to do it. :D ;)

Rob

Don?t you have death-penalty in Texas?
Well okay depending on the crime, I guess. :)

Better ship them, I don't like death-penalty's.

Rob

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But how are the things at the stormy coast. Think they don't like their position. Hope it's going to be alright.

Rob

Let me put it this way. There has been severe damage to the banana crop, so that yellow dildoes will be in short supply for some time and they will also be pricey. :_|

Or perforate both eardums with one knitting needle.

Hard choice that, but after much thought, I'm going to keep the needle handy.

Yeb, the cyclone it was.

My oh my, short of bananas. :0
What a bad luck for all those banana loving girls. ]:) Know a nice replacement tho. :D :^0 ;)

Rob

After a while the view becomes boring and the need for further exploring can quickly overtake you. Mind you, it's all a matter of taste, I suppose.

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

with a Brazilian

Or a shape (heart, circle, etc)

Or a colour (make the collar and cuffs match)

But personally, I prefer page 185, myself.....

]:)

GG

Why do so many of the non-native born Texans make such a point of trying to be more Texan than those who are born there. Over the past thirty years or so, I've spent a lotof time in Texas, something in the nature of eight to ten weeks per year, not all in one stretch of course. Most of my time has been spent in Houston but I have spent time in the DFW region. Of the two I prefer Dallas but I don't really know it as well as Houston.

I like Texas, although I will admit taking pokes at it, to get a rise out of you and especially the people, the native born ones, moreso than the transplants. It has always amused me that so many of the transplants go to extremes to make themselves appear more Texan than the home-grown variety. They do it to such an extent that they have become a charicature of Texans to the outside world. I'm not saying they're not nice people just a bit weird. It is almost axiomatic that when you see someone making a big noise about being Texan, the guy was probably born in Buffalo Plop, Iowa or some other place of non-Texas origin. Real Texans are usually more laid back about it.

As I said I like Texas; I like it to the extent, that it's on a list of places, I wouldn't mind retiring to, especially the DFW area, because I think I've reached my limit on Houston; nice place and all that but the climate there sucks, big time, in the summer.

BTW, I didn't say all radio stations in Texas play nothing but country or gospel, there are jazz stations in Houston and Dallas, that I automatically set the radio on when I pick up my rentals but as I say, they are few and far between.

Now, I've said some nice things about Texas. Lay off the sheep and get back to work. Remember the Alamo. ;) B-)

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

Admitting to that could have you certified for your own protection. Should I tell your HR manager about your fetish? :p

People so affected [b]Should Not[/b] be placed in charge of any Computer Security Related position particularly in the UK. The Poms are so hung up on sexual devencies and that is how the Russians managed to get so many in the Security Side of the Government Departments to turn. :D

It sounds as if you are in a worse position than some of the Patients who's records you are supposed to be keeping secure. :^0

Col ]:)

GG, you mean pag 185 of THE book of books, yes :) ? :0 ]:)

If not then you should read the Kama Sutra. It's nice entertainment. ([i] for some dull day's for sure but have your hubby at hand[/i] :0 :D :^0 ;) [i] for some of these you have to be a gymnast and I sure ain't one[/i] :( )

Rob

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However, we can't do that here, unless you are an exhibitionist. I've always visualized you as a girl who liked being behind locked doors when the nitty got down to the gritty. ;)

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:) B-)

I actually meant page 185 of a certain little known book "My Secret Garden" by Nancy Friday.....

[i] but Dawg knew that, of course.....[/i]

]:)

GG

Col, darling, sweetheart, flower....

how do you think I got into this position in the first place?

it was because of my.....my....erm....."adeptness".....

:p

GG

behind locked doors? And there was me thinking you were adventurous.....

oh, and when the nitty gets gritty, I'm always going to get down and dirty......

]:)

As I said before, a lady in every place but the bedroom.....

]:)

Gosh, I hope "Eau de GG" doesn't make you sneeze.....

:p

GG

hijack my thread! X-(

First, Blues Brothers, GREAT show, but hardly culture.... (how much for your wiiiifE!)

Rock in Texas. Lots of rock and metal in the big cities, and there used to be a satalite feed for "ZROCK" out of there about a decade ago.

Country noise. simple music for simple people. Name a great country drummer or bass player. Why? because the music doesn't matter, so no one knows the musicians. Someone buys a song, sets a pretty boy up to "sing" it and pushes this as country. Singing about having sex with your dog in the back of your pick'em'up truck is not classic music.

(It IS a step up the evolutionary scale from RAP though.)

Iron Maiden. What a great band, what great song writers, what great performers. ( even if they are Brits! ;\ )

Maybe that should read foretaste, any problems in regards to that. I was thinking more in line with fine wine something along the lines of a Chateau GG, which I think would rate higher than a bottle of Chateau Yquiem '62. In case your wondering it's an absolutely fabulous red wine,with a lovely ruby-brownish colour, a fulsome taste with just a hint of blueberries and rasberries on the tongue and a man would consider himself lucky to experience it once in his lifetime. ;)

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

Of course Dawg new that. How could I forget. Bold headed me! ([i] am i realy saying this?[/i] :0 )

GG as I don't have a copy and good old google does send me to amazon I can't reveil what is on pag 185. Can you help me out? :0 ]:)
([i] did I realy ask this, oh my :0, blush all over [/i])

Rob

just recovering....

I think I fainted

I just googled the price

GG

I think you'd better let Jaqui verify that one......

oh.

Sorry.

Was that meant to be your blind date this weekend??

GG

Emoti-edit....

[b]My father used to say there is no such thing as a Good Girl There are Bad Girls and Better Girls, [i]that's better at being Bad![/i][/b] :)

That statement of yours has just proved him correct again and he's only been dead for 20 odd years now. :D

Col ]:)

You know I like girls! [i](I'm pretty sure Jaqui does too)[/i]

Besides, being a Sadist doesn't make someone a bad or evil person! ;\

Now, with many of my fantasies these daze being centered around the EX and a roll of duct tape, I think I am getting closer and closer all the time! B-)

Revenge? On sweet little old me? :p I have no idea what your talking about! :D Why would ANYONE want or need revenge on me? B-) (yet)