Dessert anyone? except gg / mm.

Wanting to swap Superglue for her KY??? :^0

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

GG sent this to me today telling me that the people in her office just live for pictures like this. As they can not partake of a bit of Booze they makeup for it with Digital Cameras. B-)

Anyway I don't know how true this is but GG insists that this a photo of her and one of her coworkers. But I don't know for sure. ?:|

http://tinyurl.com/o87k9

I'll let others decide if she's telling the truth or a few porkies here. :p

From the way that she comes across here at TR she doesn't strike me as the type that's into filling. :)

Col ]:)

I doubt if there is enough friction LEFT that she would NEED KY anymore..... :0 It is more of a side-to-side action than an in-and-out action....

( how is THAT for a visual for you! :D )

[i]ain't I sweet! ;\

I didn't use a magnifying glass, but I did do a close inspection..on numerous occasiuons. ]:)

like every time she walks by me in person. ]:) ]:)

it don't hurt to look you know.

Wow. You're not such a bad guy after all! haha [b]Maybe[/b] I'll allow you to move here after you retire. Since I'm the only native-born Texan living in Texas, it is up to me to be the final judge on who stays and who goes. The Austin or San Antonio areas would be my first choices for retirement homes. Better scenery (a few craggy hills and a few trees) and a bit more moderate weather than D/FW. D/FW area is mostly plain and flat, though if you're a pro sports fan D/FW or Houston is the place to be. The cost of living is definitely lower in Texas than most other parts of the country, including the big cities.

Damn, watch those teeth. :^0

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

68 is better - they do me & I'll owe them 1...

I heard that back in grade school and that was over fifty years ago. Go hang your head in shame. :^0

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

They perform plastic surgery to correct that now. Maybe that's what she is saving her money for.
Ewww.[b]BAD DAWG!! BAD!![/b]
Speaking of the darker side, [b]"Wha' you saying about my title there, Willis???"[/b] :^0

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

you pick and choose just how "natural" the woman gets?

Question, but you don't need to answer if you don't wish. Is the hairy underarms something you LIKE or something you ACCEPT?

Yes, I like a clean woman.

No jd, it is you who pick and choose:

[i]I didn't say she had to be clean shaven down there, but the underarms is a must, and a basic trim is in order. Got to keep the scrubs looking orderly![/i]

You are giving specific instructions as to which parts of the body are to be shaven, and to what degree.

Do I prefer underarms to be unshaven? I couldn't care less, but I find it attractive on certain girls who have very dark hair (on their heads).

If I met a girl who was great company, loyal and supportive, she could have hairy legs for all I care. It is the person, not the decoration that appeals to me.

But don't blame me. Col took this picture of a pitcher. It's name is Nepenthes Rafflesiana and IT does the eating! (of insects mostly)

http://www.gardening4pleasure.com/images/NepenthesRafflesianaUpperPitcher.jpg

[b]God I hate these stupid: "Maximum discussion level has been reached."[/b]

When I was an innocent young cadet reporter, one of the older reporters said to me: "When you learn to stand the smell, you've got the problem half licked."

Well by and by I came to understand the profound wisdom expressed in that maxim.

A picture of a naked Hairy Female I couldn't pass up on this one. :^0

So beware if you are in a position where you may get caught out for visiting the wrong sites with too much skin exposed. :)

[b]You've all been warned![/b] :D

http://tinyurl.com/mtf6s

Col ]:)

I can honestly say it's the Camels Arm Pit and a place to avoid at every opportunity. :^0

Small town with only one radio station locally anyway and it plays both type of music Country & Western with the occasional Add thrown in for good measure although these are few and far between as they is no business there capable of paying the advertising fees. :)

It's the type of place that if you sneeze as you drive along you miss the place entirely and it's only claim to fame is that it has more fine days that any where else in the country. But of course that also means that there is Bugger All water there so the people smell terrible. They can not afford to waste water to bath or for anything else unless it's used to slightly dilute alcohol but even then to the locals it's considered as a waste of good water. B-)

Now that I've really got you going I'm actually speaking about Texas Queensland AU a place you never want to send your worst enemy to. :p

Col ]:)

It is just the way you stated you like this BECAUSE it is "natural". I then took this to the next step of all the UNnatural things men and women do that seem imune to your natural definition.

As I said, soap and toothpaste is not natural, even if it can be MADE from natural ingredients.

If you just state you are more open to a women grooming or not grooming as they please, that is completely different than chosing to let one part go "natural" while making the rest of them unnatural.

Yes, I pick and choose what traits I find acceptable or not, but not based on how natural they are. The only exception to this is I really like a woman that you can't tell if they are wearing makeup or not. Clean and simple is something I really like. Add that to them driving a pickup and oooooh baby! A girl like that in a pickup does more for me than a dolled up babe in a sports car.

Not hung up on looks, although I like attractive women. Not hung up on body type, although I do like them tiny. (size 3 or 5 is nice. Ex was 5, last girlfriend was 3) not a requirement though. the girl before the EXwife was "fuller" and worked out nicely until she turned into a coke freak behind my back. (she knew I didn't do that so she hid it from me for a year. After I left because she went nuts, I found out it was because of the coke.)

I really prefer a non-smoker. Someone that doesn't spend all their time watching TV.

All things are preferences I have, and most are not deal breakers. hairy armpits and legs would be a deal buster for me, as that is right in the same class as not taking showers to me.

Smoking? Just don't do it around me and brush your teeth before you expect a kiss.

Yes, I know. The hangup and problem is mine and could cause ME to miss out on being with an otherwise wonderful person. But just like I can NOT eat a raw onion without litterally vomiting, I can't help this one either.

I fell for your joke. My blood was boiling by the time I got to the last sentence. I'll pay you back 10-fold--or 9000-fold--one of these days. ]:)

moved to divorce discussion as it didn't really fit here well.

:^0

I appreciate a good joke even if the joke's on me. :| If you can't laugh at yourself, you're taking life way too seriously. :D

Except when I was very young, in my entire life I have met only ONE woman who knew how to greatly enhance her appearance with make-up that was not perceptible.

She was American (born in Hawaii) and the real turn-on was that she NEVER wore underclothes EVER.

Man, what a turn-on to be sitting with a group of people in a coffee shop and being the only person to know that under that skirt was raw, hungry pu*sy.

Now I suppose you will tell me that no underclothing is a turn-off for you. :(

Unfortunately she was camera shy and this is the only pic I managed to get of her:

http://d5771158.u38.net-central.com.au/images/Joannie_pic_50.jpg

as I was reading your post about being born in Hawaii, I expected more of the (polinisian? sp?) native.

Don't you HATE when people are so inconsiderate about getting their picture taken? They forget, the picture isn't FOR THEM, it is for the people that care about them and WANT TO REMEMBER THEM and remember what they were doing at the time.

Undergarments. Think "garnish". Show some, hide some for later, is a major turn on.

Is lack of the garments a turn off? no.

Just something about prancing around in their panties.......

Ah, to each their own.

The one true love of my life was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, with eyes I would just get lost in. Others didn't see the same thing I did. Twenty years later, I still see her face as clear as if it were yesterday, and actualy clearer than my recently divorced wife ever was. It was good that she left, because I could never deny her anything. Still have a hard time with saying no to anything when I run into her on the streets and still get that same feeling in the stomach, everytime..... Good thing my head knows she is no good for me?