Really? He threw a shoe at the President? What a heel.
The shoe flew through the air on its wing-tip.
I wonder if it was the guy’s sole decision to throw the shoe.
Maybe size DOES matter – a size 13 would have nailed President Bush.
I trust the guy got the boot from the press conference.
He was probably nothing but a loafer.
Maybe the guy was mad because of a presidential flip-flop.
I wonder if the guy sneakered in there?
Or maybe he was able to slipper by security?
Could the thrower be charged with assault with a deadly shoe?
These boots are made for throwing, and that’s just what he did……..
I guess he thought, If the shoe fits, throw it.
