Fill in the blank: My personal T-shirt slogan would be ________

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Recently, I bought a Nintendo t-shirt that had a picture of a Gamecube controller with the text “I have control issues” above it.

I bought it for 2 reasons:
1. I love Nintendo
2. Well… I have control issues (there, I said it)

It made me think how much easier things would be if people just put some clues to their personality on a t-shirt.

So, if you could put a slogan on a T-shirt that gave a glimpse into your personality, what would it say?

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Wikipedantic

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Geek Trivia has to come from somewhere.

You’ll like this

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If you haven’t seen this already, you’ll like it:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50902

Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years of American Independence

how about this?

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“Have i come across your face before?”

OH Jay you’ve gone and blown it now

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There I was thinking what a [b]Cool Geek[/b] you where and all you are doing is looking up obscure facts on Winkipedia. Now I’m so let down. 🙁

Col ]:)

not so politically correct

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Life is like a pubic hair on the edge of the toilet .. one soon gets pissed off

Not “politically correct”? SO WHAT?!? LMAO]:)

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:^o

Live and let Live

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That sums the reflexion on life from a 60 year old man.

Get Bent

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To the point on how I feel about being approached by someone I haven’t asked to see anyway.

or

“Who the F**k are you to talk to me?”

But “Get bent” sums it up nicely.

My IT Slogan…Not My Personal One

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“Nothing’s foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool” and all you other support people out there know what I mean!

Helllllooooooooooooo…………..

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“To err is HUMAN, to [b]REALLY[/b] screw things up requires the use of a [i][u]COMPUTER[/u][/b]! ;\ ]:)

Love the sinner, Hate the sin

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Or CUBS SUCK Dammit.(They just blew another one. Sorry I digress.)

Wow, there are so many I could chose.

I could also use one that says “I live in my own little world, but its ok everyone knows me here.”

Our one that says “I’m with stupid” with the arrow point up.

And finally one that says, “Don’t take yourself too damn seriously, no one else does.”

We could give that an IT twist…

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Make two versions of the shirt (at least):

One has a picture of Bill Gates with caption “Love the sinner, hate the sin.” Then do a parallel version with Linus Torvalds.

The same could be done with a cartoon of a computer, where the monitor shows either a Windows/Linux/Mac logo.

Hey that’s not a bad Idea.

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We would have to pay off the author of Calvin and Hobbes so he won’t sue our butts off.

But not a bad Idea at all.

A better Linux one

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would be something like “If it’s a sin, grab the source code and rewrite until it isn’t.”

The Microsoft one could be “It’s only a sin until the Tuesday after next. Unless we decide to wait until next month. And even then, it may break other sins.” Or, more succinctly, “If you’re praying, you must be using Windows.”

AMEN!!!

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ROTFLMFAO!!!!

“If you’re praying, you must be using Windows.”

THAT is PRICELESS!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL………

“Oh, You Were Serious?”

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Enough said.

T-Shirt Slogan

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It’s not my fault!
or

No Time

T-Shirt Slogans

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God! I hate Dogma.

Computers work for me, I don’t work for them.

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How many times have you seen someone take 20 steps to do somethign on a computer? In other words, they are going out of their way to make it easier for a program to work. Naaa, don’t happen with me. If it can be done in 1 step, thats how I do it.

dan

Only one? I have a number…

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“Breast Cancer- Say it, Cure it, Dammit!”

“Intel inside – Idiot outside”

“There’s no place like 127.0.0.1”

And my personal favourite (I own this one)
“No I will not fix your computer”

A few to suit

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For work
If your request was really important, I would have fixed it

If you call me for help, dont assume I want to hear from you what I should do to fix it

If you cant login, I disabled your account by managers request — YOU ARE FIRED

when you have a problem, shut-up, sit down, and find a workaround

reboot or re-dock

lol, I expect a home cooked meal to fix your computer

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roflmao

sorry, I quit drinking so a case of beer don’t cut it for me. Home cooked meals, yea. That would do it.

Dan

You mean

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“Will work for food”?

(I prefer cookies)

Tony

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You and the kitty on this Y! Profile would get along [i]GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT![/I]

http://profiles.yahoo.com/jba_jobhunt

I can cook…

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…but I hate to clean. I will fix your computer if you clean my house.

Heck, just cook…

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I’ll fix my own computer–just cook and I’ll clean! 😀

Have one, need one…

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I have the ‘no place’ T, I have been asking for the ‘No, I won’t’ T for a long time. Seems no one wants to allow me to have that one for some reason.

Hey raspark

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http://www.thinkgeek.com

They will have what you are looking for. If they don’t, peer me and I will hook you up wtih the wording you want… and the graphics to do it yourself.

Canon used to have a transfer material

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That you could run through an Ink Jet printer and then iron on the transfer to a T Shirt or whatever. I don’t know if they still have it and I’ve never used it so I don’t know how well it worked but it looked like a good idea at the time when I originally saw it.

Though you would most likely needed to have cleaned out the printer after you ran any of this stuff through it.

Col

Transfers

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I’ve been running a t-shirt business, with tie-dye and/or printed transfers. Text is a little trickier cos it tends to curl at the edges after a couple of washes. Also bright colours and whites seem to be a little no-no and handwashing better than machine.
A picture’s worth a thousand words anyway. 😉

Transfer material

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There are two ways I know to transfer an image. There are a variety of heat transfer papers for both dark and light colours on the market. I find them most easily in any good craft store. Oddly enough, it is the same as printing to paper- no additional printer cleaning required.

You can also print to photo paper, let dry completely- I recommend at least overnight. Then use photo transfer medium to transfer to cloth.

The catch is that you have to remember to flip your text as it will tranfer reversed.

I used the transfer paper for my supporter tee shirts this year. Next year, I will have them done by a professional- they’ll wear better.

Transfer material

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I have the leisure of owning my own heat press, but you can get good transfers printing done at Kinko’s. Find a supplier of transfer paper for color copiers (local paper supplier). The Xerox and Canon color copiers give the best color. Plus they can output 11″ x 17″. Also using a 50%/50% shirt produces the best image and lasting transfer. (100% cotton gets fuzzy and the image fades rather quickly)

Many Years Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away

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I used to fix sewing machines to work my way through the Undergrad course at Uni.

I’m still one of the few certified to fix those multi head [b]Embroidery Machines[/b] though I’ll admit that even the thought of one of those sends a cold shiver down my back. 🙁

I was recently hit with one where the Microprocessor Board had failed just a little 16 head one but you should have seen me heading for the hills as fast as my little Ducati could carry me & that’s very fast. 😀

Now I only fix [b]SHMBO[/b] sewing machine and overylocker and when my sister hits me when I can’t escape. She got it down pat now as she sends in her kids who think that I can fix anything to ask me well actually tell me to fix something for their mother. 🙁

I don’t know how their father takes this as anytime that anything breaks at their house they are all screaming out [b]Quick Call Uncle Colin to fix it![/b]

But having the motif properly embroiled will be much better and last far longer but you’ll need to find someone who knows what they are doing as I’ve seen way too many instances where the right backing material wasn’t used on the inside of the T Shirt and the entire shirt was ruined. If you can find one of those terrible people who inhabit [b]Craft Shops[/b] they’ll be able to do it free hand in a hoop which will not stretch or pucker the T Shirt. But as I now avoid Craft Shops like the plague here I’m safe from getting caught doing work I hate. 😀

Col ]:)

I own this one

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“People like you are the reason people like me need medication”

Most people think I’m joking when they read it…

That would only be the

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End Users Right? 🙂

I don’t think there is a single tech on the face of the planet that can not relate to that one. 😀

Col ]:)

Random suggestions for TR members…

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Militant Penguinista
Worm of the Week
Friday Yuk
Firefoxy
Trivia Geek
Vista Resista
Quibbler
DOS is Boss
Working for the Geekend
I need a spool cheeker

Illigitimus non carborundum

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I’m not much of a Latin scholar but this says it all.

Hmmm

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Born to Post
or to REALLY portray the TR experience,
‘The page you have requested cannot be found’ LOL 😀

I (heart)Discussions

Maxwell Edison Sux (awwww c’mon!!! throw me a bone here!)

TR- Terribly Redundant (look at how many times people have to reiterate their views! or the same discussions keep appearing)

‘My dad says MS sux’

‘My OS is more bloated than yours!’

My dad got a t-shirt and all I got was a copy of Windows.

I’m with stupid (arrow pointing upward)

“My dad got a t-shirt and all I got was a copy of Windows.”

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How did he manage to get both a shirt and Windows? Most people have to give the shirts off their back for the latest version of M$’s regurgitation.

As for the “I’m with stupid” shirt, I think the arrow should always point in the direction of Redmond.

As for the TR – Terribly Redundant one, well,
How did he manage to get both a shirt and Windows? Most people have to give the shirts off their back for the latest version of M$’s regurgitation.

As for the “I’m with stupid” shirt, I think the arrow should always point in the direction of Redmond.

C’mon, Oz, Max doesn’t suck. He blows.

DILLIGAF

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This is stolen from an Aussie comedian named Kevin Bloody wilson, but it suits me. Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck, DILLIGAF!!

BOHICA

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DILLIGAF is much older than Kevin Bloody Wilson. I remember seeing it on T-shirts and posters in the ’70s.

Oh, yes…

Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.

Edit: spelhekc

Ex has that one

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I know because I painted it for him.

USS Nimitz
BOHICA
Our screws never stop

Sailors loved it. Don’t think the CO was as amused.

Edit- typo

The best use I remember

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was on an unofficial business card the NCOIC of Quality Assurance at one of my assignments used to hand out.

Quality Assurance
We’re here to help!
(BOHICA)

better yet

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yes, a picture IS worth a thousand words. A friend of mine just puts on a blank stare 😐 , points at their face and says, “This is the look of concern.”

Vista Resista!

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Now that is classic. Here, have a gold star. Take all you want; I’ve got an infinite supply.

Man those are funny,

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I did not realize what a geek I had become. My wife went by and saw me laughing. She had to read what was so funny… Then she said “you were looking at porn and switched to the first stupid thing you could find!” This is better.

Mine would have to say…

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“You should probably check to see which personality is in control before speaking…”

I already have, “Sometimes when I’m alone, I google myself.”

Math is a four-letter word!

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That is mine cause I just don’t get numbers!!!

Three slogans

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1. “Let the rabbit eat Trix”

2. “Shoot all extremists”

3. “Black Sheep”
I actually had this one printed up on a black t-shirt but ran out of enough money to complete it. I was at a Polish beer festival after all.
It would have read “Black Sheep will get ewe in trouble”. Beer makes you smart!? What can I say?

“Black Sheep” was/is more apt.

I like this

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No I will not fix your home computer!

Large bold letters

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CAUTION: Be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.
It’s difficult to remember that your initial objective was to drain the swamp when you’re up to your a$$ in alligators.

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi or Trying is the First Step Towards Failure

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😉

Idiots and hydrogen …

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… the universe has endless supplies of both.

Patience, Dude, Patience

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So when people ask me to do stuff, they know not to rush me 🙂

Jim

“I’ll email you”

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“Does It Look Like I Care?”
“Just Reinstall The OS”
“Not My Dept.”

Best Slogan would be…

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“Log the call”

Small, but perfectly formed…..

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or

This mud is for my duck….

or (work oriented)

Information: If in doubt, DON’T give it out

or

Beware: Internet Police inside T Shirt

Would love the last one to frighten some (l)users I work with. Believe me.

Thanks, Smorty – I enjoyed that! :p

GG

I like that one

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Beware: Internet Police inside T-Shirt.

Many users would not call for fear of finding their ‘dirty laundry’

How about ‘LAN Security” next line ‘Violators will be Prosecuted’

How about “Lan Security” with the next line

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“Official Penetration Tester”?

oh, yuss…….!

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like that loads, good DE too….

GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!

😀

GG

My Favorite web site……

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My slogan might be long but it sometimes reflects my attitude. Here it is:

My Favorite Web Site is http://www.despair.com

Check it out.
My real fave is right here at Tech Republic
Jack-M

Oh, yeah!

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[i][b]Anything[/b][/i] from Despair.com!

Edit: Added emphasis

the one I have

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since it’s easy to get them made, there are shops in the malls to do it. :p

on the front:

EVIL
WICKED
MEAN
NASTY
TWISTED
SADISTIC

on the back:

AND THOSE [I]ARE[/I] MY GOOD POINTS!!!

I was in a store recently

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and they have Printable iron on decals for T-shirts now.

this would save me a lot of time

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Have you called the help desk?…..a-huh?.a-huh?..call anyway.

Hmm…let’s see..

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I guess it’d be one of these

– There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don’t!

– ping [my tel no]

– Black front, white back T-shirt, with IE’s “e” on the front and Netscapes “N” on the back.

Read it quickly

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WHALE
OIL
BEEF
HOOKED

Helps if

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You attempt to read it quickly with a Newfoundland accent.

James

I think I must

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buy a t-shirt that says that!

My boss’s wife

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gave me a t-shirt that says “Let me drop everything and work on YOUR problem”.

I also like Queen of f*cking everything. I bought one for my husband that says “I’m tired of being my wife’s arm candy”.

Okay, I’ll give it a shot

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.
[b]If I Want Your Opinion I’ll Give It to You[/b]

(By the way, this IS all in fun, you know.)

Or, how about this?

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When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape.

I like that one better. OR. . . .

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When I want your opinion, I’ll ask Mae to remove the duct tape, and then tell you what it is.

I like it

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I’ll have a dozen made up.

Ahem

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Size 42-44 Black Pocket-T

2XL Tall

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When I want your opinion, I’ll tell you what it is.

actually…

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it’s supposed to say, “If I had wanted any CRAP out of you, I would have squeezed your head”

Lol

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Love it

Or, (I actually have this one)

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When I want your opinion I’ll know I’m desperate.

Edited of course. I bought it in the thriving metropolis of Dog Patch, Kentucky. Saaaaaluuute!

Me go lay down now.

Dog Patch

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can’t be too far from the town where I went to High School. Dry Ridge, KY. Name says it all..

About two hours, actually…

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If I’m guessing right, NB is talking about the infamous Dog Patch Trading Post in London, KY, which is about two hours south of Dry Ridge on I-75, past Lexington.
http://www.dogpatchtradingpost.com/

Between Dog Patch and Rooster Run near Bardstown, we’ve got some colorful rest stops in the Bluegrass State.

And you can’t

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forget Rabbit Hash, KY which, at one time, had elected a dog for mayor. There is also the town of Beaver Lick, which is right by Big Bone Lick State park. We used to have our family reunions there when I was a kid. Oh, the memories..

I thought Arkansas

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was the only state with towns with names like that. Are you guys related to the Arkansans? :^0

Those names are certainly…

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Unfortunate. 🙂

Nothin’ on Pennsylvania

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On my last vacation, I stopped in to visit friends in Intercourse & Blue Ball.

You’re guessing right

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The Dog Patch Trading Post is right next door to a truckstop where I’d often get a great breakfast when I made turns between Perrysburg, OH and London.

I have a coffee cup from the Beaver Lick Trading Post too. That was the first place I ever saw that had a fishing-worm vending machine sitting outside.

I went into the Beaver Lick trading post before they had souvenirs and remarked to the cashier/part-owner that it was too bad they didn’t have any souvenirs.
She said, I am not kidding, “Whut’s special about Beaver Lick?” I just said to nevermind and left. Six months or so later there were souvenirs up the wazoo.

Grammar made me edit.

I went to a wedding

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at the Beaver Lick Baptist Church. And I think I was the only one who found it funny. Those words just do not go together.

I actually grew up in Northern KY (just across the river from Cincinnati) and we moved to Dry Ridge my Freshman year of highschool. I moved out on my own at 19. I couldn’t stand another second in Dry Ridge. Now, all these years later, I find myself in yet another small town. We’ve been here 6 years now. Probably won’t be much longer..and ‘not much longer’ can’t get here soon enough!

You must remember

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Stomping Ground, KY. I had a friend who lived there before he retired to Florida.

NB

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Nope, I’ve never heard of Stomping Ground, KY. My former in-laws live in Hazard county, KY. It’s like a whole different country there. Kinda like a train wreck, disturbing, but difficult to look away from.

I just checked out Hazard, KY

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with Yahoo Maps. I’ve never been there. I’ll bet it’s “interesting”.

BTW-I should’ve said Stamping Ground, KY. You were around 42 miles North of it if you lived in Dry Ridge. You didn’t miss anything.

The same in West Virginia…

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We’ve got:

Turkey Dip – where you can find the Turkey Dip Church of God, of course

Coon Hollow (pronounced “holler”)

Skin Fork (that’s a holler, too, and very beautiful, actually)

Hotchkiss

Bear Run (I can guess how it got its name)

Wolfpen Hollow (that’s where my grandma lived until two years ago. It was only about 6 years ago that she got indoor plumbing – yep, that’s right, walk across the top of the mountain to the outhouse. And I used to catch crawdads with my uncles when I was very little – they look like little lobsters and if you don’t catch ’em right it can be very painful.)

And then, of course all the names with ____lick or ____branch or _____hollow.

Weird. But really beautiful country and the people will do anything for you – they’re true and kind and wonderful.

I grew up in WV

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I spent the first 22 years of my life in WV. I lived in Charleston. The only “holler” that I knew of was Booger Holler. You can’t miss it ’cause there is actually a sign that reads “Booger Holler.”

smort – that’s just gross!

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I would ask about Booger Hollow…but I wouldn’t want to get “nosey”.

Sounds like it really “blows”.

Does a river “run” through it?

Did you know this one?

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I believe Blue Ball is between Intercourse and Paradise in PA

http://intercoursepa.areaguides.net/hotels.html too funny

http://blueballpa.areaguides.net/index.html?source=gognewcitynamePA

http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q=Paradise,+PA

edit to change link

I can’t find a way to reply

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The only thing I can think to say, is I’ve heard of intercourse, but not blue ball. And god knows, JD will have something smarta$$ to say about that.

According to the map-Go South

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JD could start at Blue Ball and make an effort to find Intercourse before reaching Paradise.

Seems like a lot of trouble.

Dry Ridge?

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Dry Ridge? I think I divorced her. My shirt would say “Build a man a fire keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.”

Or

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.
[b]Don’t Tread On Me[/b]

With a picture of the Gadsden flag, of course.

http://www.iconworldwide.com/histodis/gadsden.jpg

However, I like the First Navy Jack flag a little better. Did you know that the Secretary of the Navy directed all U.S. Navy ships to fly the First Navy Jack flag for the duration of the War on Terrorism?

http://www.ultimateflags.com/usahist/images/donttreadtred.gif

Three, in no particular order…

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Lack of planning or error on your part doesn’t create an emergency on my part.

I still have a full deck. I just shuffle slower now. (in honor of my TR alias)

(I know that Faradhi has already said this but I’ve used it for a long time, too) I live in my own little world, but it’s ok…they know me there.

Three more

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1. I’d like to help you out … which way did you come in?

2. Kill `em all, let God sort `em out!
(this one: http://www.specialforces.com/store/catalog/special_category_728_Special_Categories_Kill_Them_All__Let_God_Sort_Them_Out_page_1.html )

3. What the Hello Kitty? (with a picture of the perky feline, of course))

I take it you mean a picture like this :^0

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http://tinyurl.com/ojylc

I have 2

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first one RTFM (Read The F****** Manual
second one Shut Up and Reboot.

I have several…

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From Think Geek:

Select * from users where clue >0;
(0) rows returned

From WalMart:

If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the manual

And others I don’t remember where I got:

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do

And one I don’t have a t-shirt for, but I should because it’s the closest I come to a motto:

I have but one flaw, without which I would surpass all possible definitions of perfection. My flaw is I’m far too modest.

(Not because I believe it’s true, but because I came up with it while I was in high school as a joke and I’ve been getting groans for it ever since.)

Old Ones But Still Funny

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These are some of the ones I’ve owned and in somae cases still do:

Front of T:
Bomb Disposal Expert.
Back of T:
If you see me running, keep up.

I see stupid people….

Free Shag Lessons

(A British lady gave me that one and it was years before I realized it wasn’t talking about an American beach dance style, which probably makes it funnier than the shirt).

Do not argue with me. I have a chainsaw and a headache.

Protect Your Nuts. (with the picture of a dishieveled squirrel on the front holding a pair of acorns.)

And my all time personal favorite and still wear pretty regularly:

Yes I look like Yoda. And I can kick your heinie too….

Two favorite slogans I have now

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The one has a cartoon picture of a dog skeleton with the caption “In dog years, I’m dead”.

The other has a guy, sitting there watching TV, beer in one hand, remote in the other. In the background is a little boy and girl, bound and gaged. Caption is “Mr Dad”. My twin boys always argue which one is the girl! 😀

If I could PICK a shirt? Well, we all know that things are not looking good to get a TechRepublic shirt! ;\

A few more — for work

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Tell me again how lucky I am to work here
in smaller print — I keep forgetting

Chaos, Panic, and Disorder — My work here is done

Hard work never kills anyone — small print — Who is Supervising

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter

Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it

Leave Me Alone — I am not being rude, you are just insignificant

Just think of the possibilities

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My husband has one “Hard work pays of later, Laziness pays of now”.

I have a button that says ‘Users are not designers’.

But, my all time favorite:

“This will be much easier once you just admit that I’m right”

Not because I’m always right, but because others are usually wrong. 😉

2 Rules

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1. I am always right.
2. If I am wrong, see rule #1

I saw this in a workplace environment at a managers desk.

Somewhere in the clutter

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I have a pin that I only ever keep on the wall, “You’re not special, neither is your problem”. It works for me…

$*#& Happens

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$*#& Happens

My Personal motto that :-)

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I have a T-shirt with the Death star, Logo “SITH Happens”

Thank you.

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I’ve been in IT since it was DP, and believe me, when I think of all the years I wasted planning things I could weep. Get up in the morning, hope for the best, expect the worst, and react, React, REACT!

ps: I’d have posted it first, but ….

In reply to Thank you.

My Internet connection was down. Twenty-two hours for my ISP to swap out a cable modem.

Oh well, $#!T happens.

T-Shirt message

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I don’t know it all, but those that do, know better than mess with me!

I feel I lack creativity, but here goes…

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“I know where my towel is”

or

“Yes, you can ask me about your computer. (that’ll be $100)”

Nice one Girlie

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Nice reminder that IT is a REAL profession!

It’s a rough one

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I went and dropped my son off at his friend’s house to spend the night last month and ended up being asked for computer advice. I never mind though. It’s all part of the life. That’s what I find it is. IT is not just a job, it’s a way of life.

I can relate

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Partner is an app architect, writes programs in his down time. We actually have a program for the grocery list.

I fix family computers with some regularity. Fortunately, everyone in the family heeds the “no-click” rule so I really only have to keep ’em patched and the firewall/AV updated.

You’re right- it is a way of life. Sometimes I wonder about it. Mostly, I just live in acceptance.

How big was the stick

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that you used to beat your family into complying with the no-click rule? And may I borrow it?

Didn’t take a stick

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Just one case of a total PC loss. The whole family thinks that what the partner and I do for a living is some kind of magic. Once they discovered that we were willing to look up anything that they wanted to know, they started callng first and clicking later.

Patient education and being the only administrator, coupled with a really aggressive firewall and filters does wonders.

Darn!

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My MIL has already managed to kill one machine with bloatware and shoes no signs of improving or changing her ways. I finally had to block her email from my work account because she forwards EVERYTHING.

my stick

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is lfs.
when they are given a computer with no software and a linux from scratch live cd.
[ only good to build linux with ]
they really quickly learn to listen or have no computer. ]:)

Don’t Panic!

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I don’t know how that one got missed

In my case it would have to read

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[b]Don’t Panic![/b]

Till I get there.

Col ]:)

The scariest sight in the world

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The caption to a picture of a suit with a screwdriver in one hand and a computer on the desk in front of him.

Why are you trying to torture me? :)

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I’ve seen that way too many times now I first saw it when I was working Mainframes and was called in after the Accountant had fixed the system to save the costs involved in calling us out. What should have been a 10 minute repair or adjustment took several days to replace all the dead stuff as he had to have on polyester material and didn’t earth himself before getting stuck into the frame. He was complaining that there was just one static discharge so it shouldn’t have done that much damage. :^0

This was the same guy who insisted that I do my job and fix the problem instead of running a Diagnostic program to find out what the problem was to start off with and make it easy to fix. That repair took days to perform and threw my work schedule way out but they paid for the 3 days that I spent there. Then he tried to repair the thing the next time. Pity he attacked the wrong frame and totally killed that one off. 😀

Col ]:)

If I can cause pain and suffering during the day…

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I sleep better at night!

Sounds like this guy’s T-shirt was the picture of the man bent forward at the waste, with his head inserted firmly between his cheeks. The caption read “Your problem is obvious.”

I have had this on bumper stickers…

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I have had this on bumper stickers…
Life is short..don’t be a D**K
used to give them away when our band played, people loved ’em.

In the late 70s/early 80s

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You could get a T shirt in the UK that had a picture of two vultures sitting on a branch. The slogan was:

“Patience my a$$, I’m gonna kill something …”

Font You!

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…

Two, for alternating days

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“Mankind is striving to build bigger, better, more idiot-proof machines, and the Universe is trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”

“Beer, Breakfast of Champions”

Something I’ve wanted to market for years…

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If Ignorance is Bliss; Shouldn’t you have attained Nirvava by now?

It just works for so many people, on so many levels.

Nice one–let’s make it about IT

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“If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t my users ever happy?”

or…

“Ignorance is bliss. No wonder so many people are happy with Windows.”

I want this one:

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“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.”

Well Smorty how’s this one?

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[b]Jesus Loves You[/b]

as the first line and then on the second line

[b]But I’m the IT Tech so you had better run for your life![/b]

It works for me. 😀

Col ]:)

Love it!

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I *almost* wish I was an IT tech so I could wear it.

No you don’t! :^0

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You don’t want to put yourself in the position of the constant [b]Pain & Suffering[/b] where everything that goes wrong is [b]Your Fault[/b] now do you. :p

Having someone sanding over you demanding that you get it fixed [b]NOW![/b] when it took them weeks to break something by you are supposed to magically walk in and fix it immediately. Never being told the truth when you ask [b]What Changes Have Been Made?[/b] You get told [b]Nothing It’s Exactly the Same as the Last Time You Saw It[/b] and then you find a whole group of games installed or better still a Beta copy of a New Program and they have lost the original Install CD so you have to try to get a Install CD that will work with their Product Keys. 🙁

No Joke one place that I do work for bought a new computer for their salesperson and when I first saw it 1 week latter they had already lost the Recovery CD’s they most likely got thrown out with the packaging but I’m supposed to manage to make the sound work again. Sometimes I get really close to having myself [b]Committed[/b] because I actually decided to do work for [b]Small Business[/b] years before anyone recognised the need & market potential that was there. Now all I have to do is get them all educated to make it part way easy. 😀

Col ]:)

Brilliant

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I love that one Col. 😀

Mental Note: Pop down to store at lunch and order.

]:)

Glad to see you back SG

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Did you enjoy your break?

Col

Nope

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I hated being away from TR and having to actually WORK !!!

Its brilliant to be back .. 😀

]:)

SG if you do not Cease & Desist Immediately

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Using those filthy 4 letter words I’m going to have to make an official complaint to TR about your actions here. :p

[b]W##K[/b] is just never an acceptable word to ever use in polite company and that’s anywhere that I’m at. 😀

Col ]:)

Advice Taken

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W**K will never be mentioned in your prestigious company again.

]:)

SG it’s not so much me I was trying to protect you from GG

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She gets worked up when that word is used and since she’s closer to you than me I was only looking out for your personal safety. 😀

Currently Neil is living in constant fear of GG finding out where he is he is moving house every second day and jobs every second week while trying to find a way out of the UK for his own safety and he only Stood GG Up when she gets her hooks in there is no escape but as I’m half a world away I’m fairly safe but only fairly to be totally safe I would need to be way underground in the Arctic in the middle of winter and even then I would only be safe from her wrath for about 9 months of the year the 3 summer months I would be at her [b]Total Lack of Mercy[/b] if I was lucky she would airfreight a polar bear down to eat me but really I think that she would consider that a too fast punishment and she would come up with something far slower and more painful. :^0

Something along the lines of being the first contact point for every Windows Question no matter what to totally drive me insane. 🙁

Now that would be more the GG style of inflicting pain and endless suffering. :0

Col ]:)

I would put it ..

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“Do IT ‘just’ right, everytime … !

I already have one

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that’s perfect for work

“That’s Funny. It works on my machine … ” The day, I wear that, somehow, I get asked lesser questions 😀

]:)

I Hear Voices and They Don’t Like You !

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I Hear Voices and They Don’t Like You !

I find the best way to control any situation is with a bit of Shock and Awe, coupled with a bit of fun. Get their attention so they will really listen, and then drop the lines that they need.
Like you really need to stay away from that website, if you did not ask for it don’t click on it, and if you did ask for it do you reall want to click on it.

Many years ago I worked in a Technical Support Call Center, and I got a call from an individual that said he was in a chat room and someone ask him if he wanted to see what Hell looked like, being the savy user he was he said yes. He clicked on a link and before you know it he was looking at a black screen.

As I ask him did he see what hell looked like he said no, his system just went black. When I responed it looked like Hell from where I sat he just kept saying no it was not, his screen just had stuff dancing all around then went black.

Did I mention that there was one line of text. Command com is missing insert boot disk.

To this day I believe he is still in denial, so I like to get their attention right upfront and hold it. And when you can do it no verbally it adds so much more fun to the situation.

I dropped my…

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I dropped my laundry at the service, and all I got was this f____ing T-shirt.

PERSONAL T-SHIRT SLOGAN

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“I HAVE VISIONS OF MONKEYS AND FOOTBALLS.”

have you tried switching it off and on again?

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to rip off the ‘IT crowd’ series.

@ MY AGE

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MY WHOLE BODY SUFFERS FROM DDoS ATTACKS

Mine

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this is great.
I already have one at the printers/screener
on a black t-shirt white lettering with a large yellow smile face in the center of the shirt
above the smiley face is (centered)
01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011
and below reads (centered)
01001111 01000110 01000110

I figure I’ll just tell them to go figure it out
any one who knows binary will have a laugh

Yelling ain’t cool…

In reply to Mine

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011
01001111 01100110 01100110

Works just as well. 😉

Oops my bad

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you are right, unless you know my crowd, then you have to yell to be heard 🙂

Grammar Police!

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😀

why not say it with a button?

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Why not let BadTasteButtons.com give you a flexible way to express how you really feel. You can remove a button but it is difficult to remove a shirt (except for the “girls gone wild” ladies…

My personal T-shirt slogan would be ____

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An image of the memory slots on a motherboard, with a DIMM.
The caption “Subject to CRC errors.”
The DIMM could have one chip missing, wrenched off with a screwdriver, or covered with dust, or mold. Or maybe obviously badly seated. Or all of the above.

Well you’ll certainly like this one

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Many years ago I was called out to repair the receptionists computer as it wasn’t working but a big puff of smoke did come out of it. That was the sole description that I was given for the job.

When I got there and after removing all the mess from around the poor Desktop Case one of those flat ones that had the monitor sitting on top of it I opened the case and found little ferns growing over every surface. There was a potted fern directly above the unit and the spores had been sucked into the computer and fallen into the CRT Monitor. At the end of the day when the AC had been turned off and the place shut up the humidity went up and allowed moisture to collect on most of the surfaces and the spores germinated.

The M’Board CPU and RAM on a 386 or 486 was completely covered with little ferns growing all over it. At that time the M’Board was still working but the monitor had blown as it had the same thing inside it. We replaced the entire computer and moved the fern outside so the problem didn’t reoccur. But for years after that I had the complete M’Board sitting on wet cotton wool and watching the ferns grow. It was an excellent demonstration of what not to do. 😀

Col ]:)

So essentially

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[BAD FRENCH ACCENT]You went to fix the fern![/BAD FRENCH ACCENT]

YEP

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:^0

tshirt

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(on a blue screen) My other browser is FireFox

Me on most days

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I haven’t lost my mind, I know its backed up on disk here somewhere.

The high road isn’t even ON my map.

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The high road isn’t even ON my map.

Or, conversely,

The low road IS my map.

Dream t-shirt….”I cashed in my TR points for this shirt”

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But like I said, it’s just a dream. 🙁

Truthfully?

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I want a T-shirt that says “No, I’m not bloody-well psychic. When something is broken I will NOT know to fix it if you don’t tell me that it’s broken.”

With a picture of a broken computer licked in flames.

Restore complete

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I just remembered one that my boss used to have hanging on the wall behind his desk. I think it would make the perfect IT T-shirt.

3 or 4 people are ROTFLTAO. The caption reads “You want it when?”

I made a sweatshirt that said…

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(imagine the following in Grafitti font)
You know you’ve been using your Pilot too much when your handwriting looks like this.

Donna Dubinski (CEO of Palm) saw it and said I’d have to change “Pilot” to “Palm”

I don’t think she realized what she said. 🙂

Newtwork Security

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White on black and in small letters underneath or on the back

“I read your email”

hmmm

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how about…

I’m not a perfectionist, you’re just not meeting expectations

Two t-shirts that I got (from friends).

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I got a t-shirt from a friend a while ago.

It had a picture of Tux wearing a helmet and carrying a BFG with a picture of the Windoze logo inside the “forbiden” logo, and below tux a text saying “born to frag”

Also a year ago my cousin (a 10 years-old super mario bros and quake fanboy) gave me a t-shirt (a blank t-shirt customized by him with the usual trasnfer paper method), it contained a picture of a though-looking guy with a pair of quite bada$$ guns in the front and a picture of Peach (from mario) in the back with a text below saying “WARNING: The dude carrying this invulnerability item is crazy and heavily armed. Don’t piss him off”.

Geared towards a current hot topic

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I paid Microsoft $1.50 to beta test this shirt.
(And it expires in 60 days.)

Maybe: I illegally downloaded this shirt.

Or perhaps my current username, which can be used for anything: WoW > Work, WoW > You, etc.

Other than Think Geek and Jinx, any other Computing apparel type sites anyone goes to?
Some of my faves from those sites are “I Read Your Email”, “RTFM” or “Stop laughing, computers are cool now.”

Computer Gear

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http://www.computergear.com

Geek goodies for more than just IT.

Yes, Computer Gear is great.

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That’s what I give the techs for Christmas around here. My favorite T-shirt/poster/joke is:

First guy at tech help desk on phone asking, “Did you back up your hard drive?”

Second guy at home kneeling on floor in front of computer, “I can’t. It’s already up against the wall.”

I would like one to wear that says: It’s more than semantics, people, learn the basic terminology!

Did you ever ask a user?

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“Can the computer ‘see’ the ?”

I got the point when my Aunt responded “I didn’t know the computer had eyes!”

Oh, that’s rich.

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I did spend about 15 minutes once trying, over the phone, to coach a user on how to drag the taskbar back to the bottom of the screen. That may not seem like a long time…but considering it usually takes about 2 seconds…

Porter’s Laws

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My T-shirt would read:

Porter’s Laws of Better Living Through Denial:

1. Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to.

2. Until you find out for sure, ANYTHING is possible.

3. Nothing is 100% certain, because you can never COMPLETELY discount the possibility of extraterrestrial interference.

Shirt Slogan

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“He who dieds with the most toys…..

Still dies!”

In an Old English Font

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?Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.?

Planning?

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I’ve seen two other shirts on planning, only one of which I really want.

The first read “P^3=P” on the top line. The second line read “Pi$$-poor planning = problems.”

The shirt I want reads “Plan Ahead” with “Plan” taking up over half the front and “Ahead” taking up the rest of the front and wrapping around the side in a continuously reducing font size. I’ve been looking for that shirt for over 10 years and still haven’t found it.

My T shirt Slogan

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Requires Constant Supervision!

Miskatonik University

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I always wanted a black t-shirt that said,
Miskatonic University on the front and
Class of 1686, 1725, 1799, 1830.., on the back.

Because it would tie into the whole H.P. Lovecraft, Cthulu Mythos, reserection, re-incarnation kind of thing. Well that and I used to play the Call Of Cthulu RP game when I was taking a break from Dungeons and Dragons.

Yeah,,,, been 20 some years since I first thought of it. I still want it.

T-shirt Slogan has to be…

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Don’t Ask!

Objects in the rear view mirror will continue to get smaller.

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And the other is:

If you have to ask why, then you don’t understand what “Type A” means.

BORN IN AN ASYLUM!!!

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If It’s “NOT” Broke, “Don’t” fix it!!!!

T-shirt slogan

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Well-behaved women don’t make history

This too…

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It’s the good girls that keep diaries. The bad girls don’t have time.

Tallulah Bankhead

Or as my Dear Departed Father used to say

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There is no such thing as a [b]Good Girl[/b] there are [b]Bad Girls and then better Girls[/b] That is better at being [b]BAD.[/b] 😀

Col ]:)
Edit [i]remember to replace batteries in keyboard they must be going flat [b]AGAIN![/b][/i]

Here’s mine…

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In no particular order…

THis shirt looks bad on me but would look great on your floor.

Don’t laugh, this is your girlfriends (on a pink shirt)

+20 Shirt of Smiting

I spent my reward on ale & whores

& my particular favorite (for now)…

meh.

Ifogot…

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The classic – ‘Han shot first!’

Okay, I have two…..

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Front of Shirt
If
Then
Else
Goto

Back of Shirt
Sleepmode

(not as creative and funny as the rest, but it is me!) Fun discussion…thanks for the fun day!

Great topic

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There are some great ones coming in, I’ll have to make a list. Hard to select just one and no time to list them all, so for starters…

I’m not a fast programmer
I’m not a slow programmer
I’m a half-fast programmer

ID10T error

Here’s mine

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1. A smoking CPU with the caption “IERR therefore I AM…”

2. A quote from Mythbusters: “I reject your reality and substitute my own”.

Micro-sux

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Microsux…..soft

All mine would be coverd by this site

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http://www.getdigital.de/index/geek/lng/2

Although I do have a T-Shirt that sayd “Has anyone seen the plot” which is about right for me.. lol

Divers Do It Deeper

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Hey – so its not computer related! >8oP

“It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time”

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… in latin, of course!

Mine is…

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No matter where you go, there you are.

Something like special forces.

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First In,
Last Out,
Job DONE!

My personal T-shirt slogan would be:

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If you [i]can’t[/i] [u]control[/u] your [i]young’uns[/i], [b]DON’T [u]make[/u] them![/b]

Post edited for html syntax error. 😐

“Look it up yourself!” is

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what my Mother used to say when we (me, my two brothers and a sister) would ask her something.

IT MY SHORTS

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…but I’d probably have that, in orange, on a dark blue hooded sweatshirt.

Support Mental Health

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or I’ll KILL YOU!

I hope to never find that shirt

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I would have to get SEVERAL!

How’s it going tomcat?

Hey there, Tigger. I’ve seen it…

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on bumper stickers! My wife won’t let me buy one. She says that people already think that I’m a nutcase. 🙂

Tomcat, you aren’t nuts

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Or at least any worse than the rest of us!

Besides, isn’t “Mental health” an oxymoron?

Somewhere in all of my oddities, I own a button that reads “Potentially unstable”… with “isotope” in tiny letters underneath.

Of course, I also have a button that reads, “If only you and DEAD people can read hex, how many people can read hex?”

Before you drive yourself nuts or answer 1, the actual answer is 57006. DEAD = 57005 + 1 = 57006.

Has to be…

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http://tinyurl.com/m8qu7

OMG, now THAT is REALLY ‘Rich’!!! LOLOLOL…….

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>And then ______ VOTED!< That has GOT to be the BEST one in here so far!

I figured yours would say…

In reply to Has to be…

“WILL SOMEBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME?”

Mine will say

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“I wish I’d have posted that!”

Nice one, Smorty

😀

~pounce~ ~pounce~

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No, Neil, yours will say:

[b] “I’m the idiot who stood up GG” [/b]

now, where’s that raspberry soundbite….

😀

]:)

GG

Does NOT Play With Others.

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‘muff said.

Ride Hard…Die Fast

My Favorites

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If you are OCD and you know it wash your hands
(Not sure what OCD is, Goggle it This is my wife’s favorite who has her own private prac.)

My Favorite:

I manage a Help Desk because the little voices in my head tell me to

How common is common sense?

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“If common sense is so common why don’t more people use it?”

If good sense was common…

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…we wouldn’t need a name for it.

Just a delay, folks!

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Arnie’s accent: “Another delay and it’s :
Asta la VISTA baby:!!

J. McNellie, UMUC, UK

only one I can think of…

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I’d put a pic of an old Hayes Smartmodem300 on the front…

And on the back, I’d put my favorite computer phrase of all time: BYTE MY BAUD 😀

Hey, jck is bck

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Where you been? Good to see you back.

Hope it’s going well. Been to Ireland lately? Still the Swill King?

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