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By aidemzo_adanac ·
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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadnt been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, We cant ship your new order until you pay for the last one.
The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, Please cancel the order. We cant wait that long.

- I've actually had a VERY similar response when telling a customer I couldn't ship his order until he'd paid AR !

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When you take a long time, youre slow.
When your boss takes a long time, hes thorough.

When you dont do it, youre lazy.
When your boss doesnt do it, hes too busy.

When you make a mistake, youre an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, hes only human.

When you take a stand, youre being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, hes being firm.

When youre out of the office, youre wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, hes on business.

When you have one too many drinks at a social, youre a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.

When youre on a day off sick, youre always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it s because hes overworked.

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A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasnt getting any respect.

Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, Im the Boss.

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. Your wife called, She wants her sign back!

Have a great weekend everyone!!!!!! Should be a nice one too!

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Bosses

by neilb@uk In reply to Friday Yuk

The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my boss, it said;

"I regret to inform you that although I thought this company could tolerate your ADD, I'm afraid you're just not productive enough. You may turn up Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK."

And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person?

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My last boss was a *******, I came into work two hours late once. He asked, "Why are you two hours late?"

I replied, "I fell down three flights of stairs."

He said, "That doesn't take two hours..."

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My boss told me, "There's no I in team."

So I replied, "No, but there are eight in 'meaningless platitude-spouting unimaginative idiot'."

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"You're the worst train driver ever," said my boss, "How many trains have you derailed to date?"

"It's hard to keep track," I said.

So he told me, "Your job's on the line"

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I called my boss this morning and said, "I won't be coming in today, the car won't start."

"What about the bus?" he asked.

I said, "I haven't got a bus."

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My boss called me into his office and accused me of being a yes man.

I had to agree.

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I was sad to leave my job at Chernobyl

by neilb@uk In reply to Bosses

But my boss gave me a glowing reference.

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To find out whether you are a man or a woman

by neilb@uk In reply to Friday Yuk

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I said, "Look down", not, "Scroll down". Idiot,

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Well I tried both

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to To find out whether you a ...

Scrolled down, was called an idiot so I looked down and the jury's still out.

Something in particular I should be looking for?

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I'm bossless today

by jck In reply to Friday Yuk
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