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By aidemzo_adanac ·
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A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. he carries his trusty 22cal. rifle with him. After a while he spots a very large bear, takes aim and fires.
When the smoke clear, the bear is gone.

A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says,
"noone shoots at me and get away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your
throat out and eat you, or you can drop your pants, bend over and I'll have my way with you"

The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his
pants and bends over and the bear does what he said he would do.

After the bear finished and left, the hunter pulls up his pants and staggers back into town. He's pretty mad. He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and fires.
When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.

A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "you know what to do."

Afterward the hunter pulls up his pants, crawls back into town and buys a bazooka. Now he's really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear,
aims and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back.

When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, "you're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"


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