Ok people, its time we had a bit of a laugh..maybe a smile or two??
Since I’m home sick..I’ll start us off..
If no one helps out I’m going to get upset and throw a hissy fit later on!!
Some one liners:
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.
The meek shall inherit the earth…..after we’re through with it.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.
Jesus loves you! It’s everybody else that thinks you’re an ass.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Don’t get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It’s a lot easier on you.
