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Friday Yuk

By HAL 9000 Moderator ·
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fx$%#d?'
The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

Edited to add Unlike Boxy's attempt it really is Friday After Noon here. ;\

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Another Blonde one

by Jacky Howe In reply to Friday Yuk

Two blonde girls were working for the Public Works Department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her filling it in.
All day they toiled up one side of the street and then down the other, then they moved to the next street working furiously all day without a rest, one girl digging a hole and the other filling it in again.
An amused onlooker was amazed at their hard work but he couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the blonde digger, "I'm impressed by the effort that you two are putting into your work, but I don't understand why you are digging a hole only to have your partner fill it back in again".

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "well we are normally a three person team but the Tree Planter called in sick this morning".

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:^0 :^0 (nt)

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Another Blonde one


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Now somehow

by JamesRL In reply to Friday Yuk

That sounds funnier to me, if I imagine it in an Aussie accent.....

Just saying...


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;\ Pphhhbbbbtttt.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Friday Yuk

B-) ]:)

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