Don’t complain it is early, it is Friday for me!
now for a joke (no offense intended):
A man goes to the pet shop, and buys a parrot.
the next day is Sunday and the man goes to church with his parrot.
on the way they pass a construction site, a worker calls out ‘bring it up, bring it up’ and the parrot repeats “bring it up, bring it up”.
the man keeps walking, and he passes a shoot off between the police and a criminal, one of the policemen shout ‘shoot him down, shoot him down’ and the parrot repeats “shoot him down, shoot him down”.
the man continues on, passing a carnival, only to hear ‘hit the big one, win a prize’, which the parrot also repeats.
The man finally gets to church, and the reverend in giving a speech.
the reverend say ‘the devil is below us’ with the parrot replying with “bring him up, bring him up”, the reverend continues saying ‘god is above us’ with the parrot replying “shoot him down, shoot him down”, finally getting annoyed the reverend throws a bible at the bird, when the bird flies away it hits a fairly large lady behind it, and from the rafters the parrot says “hit the big one, win a prize”
😀
