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Signs You’re Burned Out Because of Work
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.”
Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream “Get off my back, you b1tch!”
Your garbage can IS your “in” box.
You wake up, only to discover that your bed is on fire, but you go back to sleep because you just don’t care anymore.
You have so much on your mind, you’ve forgotten how to pee.
You have so much on your mind, you forget to eat.
Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
You don’t set your alarm anymore because you know the pager or cell phone will go off before the alarm does.
You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail.
You can achieve “runners high” by sitting up.
The sun is too loud.
You and reality file for divorce.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you’ve said it before.
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary.
You can travel without moving.
Aspirin and antacid tablets have become your sole source of nutrition.
You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you’ve said it before.
You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty tiff over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for a week.
You are missing several days from this week.
Trees begin to chase you.
You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you’ve said it before.
You can hear mimes.
Things become “very clear.” Everything is “very clear” indeed.
