Political jokes:
1. The trouble with political jokes is sometime they get elected.
2. Of course, Kwami (Mayor of Detroit) and Christine Beatty had an affair. She was the chief of his staff.
3. A congressman and his wife are in bed when they hear the sound of silverware crashing to the floor.
Wife: “Honey, there’s a thief in the house.”
Congressman: “In the Senate maybe, in the house, NEVER!”
4. Hilary gets elected President and it’s her first night in the White House. While she’s sleeping she has a vision of George Washington standing at the base of her bed. “Mr, Washington, I’m new at this and you were a great president. Do you have any advise?”
“Never tell a lie”.
“Impossible”, and she does back to sleep.
An hour later Thomas Jefferson appears at her bed. “Mr. Jefferson, do you have any advise?”
“Listen the to people and give them what they want.”
“Impossible” and she goes back to sleep.
Abe Lincoln appears at the base of her bed. “Mr. Lincoln, do you have any advise?”
“Yes, Hilary, buy two tickets for the theatre”.
