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By Bubba69 ·
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Since nobody wants to start...

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- Henny Youngman
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman sinks just off shore of a deserted island.

After being stranded for one month, the woman says ?I can not proceed in this manner,? and commits suicide.

One month later, the sailors say ?We can not proceed in this manner,? and they bury the woman.

After another month, the sailors say ?We can not proceed in this manner,? and they dig up the woman.

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(Postable) Limericks?

by Bubba69 In reply to Friday Yuk

Any others?

There was a young lady of Maine
Who declared she'd a man on her brain.
But you knew from the view
Of her waist as it grew
It was not on her brain that he'd lain.

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A disgusting young man named McGill...

by Bubba69 In reply to (Postable) Limericks?

A disgusting young man named McGill
Made his neighbors exceedingly ill
Because of his habits
Involving white rabbits
And a bird with a flexible bill.

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There was a fat turkey named Sam...

by Bubba69 In reply to A disgusting young man na ...

It's really hard to find limericks 'pure' enough for you guys :-/

There was a fat turkey named Sam,
Who gobbled whenever he ran.
He came out of the bush,
Presenting his tush,
And was shot up the arse by a man.

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here's one

by Locrian_Lyric In reply to (Postable) Limericks?

From the series "probe"

There once was a king from Knosis
Who's computer suffered neurosis
He used it one day
To **** up LA
For it's humans who suffer psychosis.

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A swimmer whose clothing was strewd...

by Bubba69 In reply to (Postable) Limericks?

A swimmer whose clothing was strewd
By breezes, which left her quite nude
Saw a man come along
And unless I'm quite wrong
You expected this line to be lewd.

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Postable limerick

by OnTheRopes In reply to (Postable) Limericks?

There once was a [person] from [place].<br>
Whose [body part] was [special case].<br>
When [event] would occur,<br>
It would cause [him or her]<br>
To violate [law of time/space]. <br>

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Interview with Steve the dell dude...

by mojodelirium In reply to Friday Yuk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VDMtxAu5JM&eurl=http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=3576698

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Wrong night, wrong bar...

by mojodelirium In reply to Friday Yuk

These window lickers should have stayed home or performed better reconnaissance.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4bf_1205005953

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lol - love stupid criminal stuff! <nt>

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Wrong night, wrong bar...
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Ask and ye shall recieve...

by mojodelirium In reply to lol - love stupid crimina ...

Here's a couple of nimrod burglars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcE106AMOWA&eurl=

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