A bit late, almost forgot it was Friday. :O
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
Okay, so turkey jokes suck.
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The usual list of drummer jokes (they really get a bad rap in bands! Funny how many are actually true though.)
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don’t disgrace themselves at the parade.
Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?
A: The knocking gets slower.
Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
Q: How do you know when a drum solo’s really bad?
A: The bass player notices.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can’t just be pushed in.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.
