Friday Yuk

Objects under these underpants are larger than they appear...

The Impure Brigade is all one person who have started their own little club on TR and attempt to lead others astray. :D

OH my God there are so many personalties inhabiting that body that it's not funny. Now I understand why some are away while others are active it's the drugs that the shrinks are feeding you that cause this response. Now who said that they where at a Mental Health Facility? :^0

Col ]:)

Hope everything is going well. Was hoping that you were okay.

Thank you, sweetie, for the donation to the cause of pink ribbons! I have been getting very limited time lately myself. I owe you an email...

Always good to know that another of the "good guys" is alive and well!
:D

Different ribbons. Entirely different.

Think it through...

:x

:^0 :^0 :^0

The world couldn't stand more'n one a me!

Take my word for it!

GG

>:)

And after seeing the pictures of "Old Aviators Never Die..." on my dad's wall, I don't even want to THINK about the image you are attempting to draw... (My dad was a Navy pilot.)

Hey Col, why didn't you PM me when you hit the beastly number?

:p

This is a secret plot by the sock fairies (or ferries, depending) to keep the world in physical balance. There are so many collectors of junk in the U.S. that there had to be a way to distribute some of the weight to the other side of the planet. The Sock Fairies came up with the Sock Ferry which takes the odd sock now and then and teleports it to the Australia Outback. This is to keep the planet in dynamic balance so it doesn't start wobbling from all the excess weight in North America from collectors' books, Beanie Babies and hamburgers.

like cloth tubes with one end sewn shut. Most have a bit of a bend at the mid point. Have any like that?

:p

So, Daveo, GG, Shellbot, and Steffi are all 1 person??? Wait, but Dave is DMambo as well! So just how many personalities fit in 1 body (and who are the ones getting laid (wait, I really dont wanna know)
What a shocker, I would have never guessed that much. Thank You for admitting that Dave! It puts more of this twisted puzzle together! :^0

Does this mean that your dryer is wormholed into my dryer??? How scary! No wonder I got a striped sock the other day (like Shelly is missing? :0 :^0

are here
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=102&threadID=230715&messageID=2284709

Given the proper operating conditions, of course.

In fact, I know people 20 yrs. my junior who look older than me.

What did your Dad fly?

But now by the looks of things as you are all one and the same I suppose that the Drugs that are feed to whichever personality has the body at the time where causing Dave to descend into the Background or deeper into the gutter. :p

As GG, Steffi and Shelly seem to be the dominate personalities here with a few new ones cropping up from time to time only to get squashed as they feel fit to dispose of these upstarts that just arrive unannounced. :D

OH Dave don't worry about the squeaking behind you it's just the airlock opening so that you can go for a space walk [b]NOW![/b] :^0 :D :^0 :D :^0 :D [i]insert maniacal laughter here.[/i]

Col ]:)

But it still sounds like a badly written US Soap that should be avoided at all costs. :p

Sorry but I don't want to know now just how many accounts are connected to the one person and show up as different semi regulars here. Obviously Steffi doesn't have a look in on the weekends as that personality is never around any more on the week ends , GG also only appears during the week most times and may occasionally sneaks out on a week end. Shelly just drops in and out as it suits her personality and now it appears that Dave is claiming the [b]Weak Ends All for Itself.[/b] This is getting confusing and I just don't want to know any more. :(

I'm just peeved off that I went to so much trouble for Steffi only to find out that she/he/it doesn't exist. X-(

Now I'm going to go and cry myself to sleep. OH incidentally the woman who stood in for Steffi's Operation is really happy with the new breasts and flat Abs, Thighs and But, so at least some good came from all that trouble that I went to. ;)

Even if the Therapeutic Cloning Permission wasn't necessary. Man do you have any idea of just how hard it is to Blackmail the entire Ethics Committee of a Hospital? And I wasted so much time over that one but as things have worked out everyone concerned is happy now. B-)

Maybe I should ask Dave what GG wants as a Medical Treatment now. :^0

Maybe a [b]Full Frontal Lobotomy[/b] is called for here. And if this is done right there will be no possibility of a Medical Malpractice Suit being brought against the Chain Saw Operator. So they should start off by opening the back of the head and work forward to remove the brain completely. :D

Col ]:)

I'm way too busy to be sick for any length of time. That was absolutely no help what so ever and will be ignored as it deserves to be. Currently the local Quack is in hiding as I call him [b]Typhoid Mary[/b] as he was the only person that I've had contact with prior to getting sick that has been overseas to a infected area of the world and he went there for a [b]Bloody Holiday.[/b] X-(

Personally I think that he just went there to increase the number of patients that he sees daily as he wasn't keeping enough of them sick to keep the money flying in. :D

Col ]:)

w2k..please post back my stripey sock..i miss it :(

is liposuction....

2 weeks to this ((&&$$""$%%$%^ cruise and I NEED LIPOSUCTION

(and no, I ain't tellin' you where...! :D )

GG

hmmm ......

No More Text Therefore Sod Off?
No More Text To Speak Of?
Not Much Though To Speak Of?
No More Tickle T Shirts Ordered?

am I at least in the ball park??!!

:p

GG
]:)

they better not be, or I'm in [b] real [/b] trouble!

ok, now onto the trouser post.....

;\ ;\

]:)

GG

I know how [b] I [/b] know that.....

but how do [b] you [/b] know that? ....

you been taking the show tunes route like jd???

:D :p ;\

GG
]:)

oh! oh, I see!

You want me to perform a tonsillectomy on a sausage, right?

GG
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]:)

I like No More Text Therefore Sod Off the best, I think we should go with that one :D

And then that personality wanted the removed tissue cloned and injected back in at a different location. :p

Hows this for a guess the Abs, Thighs and Backside. :D

Seems that your other personality didn't like the idea of the necessary pressure bandages to stop the end result being all lumpy. Talk about being fickle. :(

Col ]:)

obviously isn't having to squeeeeeeze all the lumpy bumpy bits into a tankini in a couple of weeks time for this flippin' cruise!

Caused havoc in form of gigglefit texting my mate at the weekend - text read: when we're shopping on Saturday, remind me that I need a pair of nix with integrated hydraulic hip suppressers......

:D

GG

what the h3ll???

I think i've misread a post..?? or maybe missed a post???

ok..i GET the sausage reference..but why a tonsilectomy...?

but I bet the guys got it.....

]:) ]:) ]:)

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GG

My first reaction was WTF is that all about?

[i]You want me to perform a tonsillectomy on a sausage, right?[/i]

But then knowing that you are full of drugs to suppress all of the Multiple Personalities I just took it as a Typo that should have read:-

[i]You want me to perform a tonsillectomy with a sausage, right?[/i]

But I probably even got that wrong. :p

Col ]:)

I thought she just meant to say with a sausage instead of on a sausage, if you meant on GG then I have no idea either :p

thank god i'm not the only one who's not sure whats going on!! ..or in, or with..

i'll admmit i'm very intrigued though..i often get tonsilitous..will "sausages" help with this??? If so, hubby will be thrilled..he won't have to pay for so many Dr visits ]:)

I never thought of that one!

My hubby always says.....

hmmm how can I put this?

Well he always says that sausage liquid is good for tonsillitis :p

I got my "withs" and "ons" muddled in a speed post.

You knew the "general gist" of that Impure Post, so whacha fussin' 'bout??!!

Sheesh... loada pedants in here today.....

GG

PS: Steffi - your hubby is correct..... ;\

GG

You will try anything so, I know :p

...will be a shattering crunch as the overall tone of discussion on TR hits a new low, (with a tone not dissimilar to thousands of Quidditch brooms falling off the nearest publishing bandwagon, or the grinding of metal as Godzilla turns in his celluloid grave 'cos someone's watching that Godawful remake again).

well, till the NEXT low, anyway.

and anyway it's FAR more entertaining than the high octane junk I'm trying to make sense of over here...

Happy Tuesday, people.

that I have found and not thrown out, and just do a few loads of them until they all disappear

and that my friends is the most perfect example of why us three girls are in the Impure Brigade..

Steff..I couldn't have said it better.."sausage juice"..almost makes it sound nice

GG..really???

Midnite..worse things have been posted..but thats the best in a while..

That's my motto.

But, maybe that's just owing to accumulated lifetime experiences. :D

Is anyone else experiencing this?

https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=102&threadID=231081&start=0

]:)

Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error.

Now do you understand why there are no laundry facilities on Discovery?

Col

Mainly because I don't kiss anyones A$$. :0

But after the things that where done to me by several doctors and 1 nurse I've developed a severe allergy to Horrorsiptals. X-(

Less said about that the better things will be. :0

Now all that I have to do is find out how to get my boss to give me some time off work. I've been told that Death is no reason for not attending work no matter what. My Boss is a real mongrel who will not allow me any time off work at all and I just have to put up with his directions as it's useless to complain or he'll add more work to my already overloaded workload. Though to be fair he's currently not expecting me to drive around to clients I'm stuck in the office doing paper work and on the few occasions when I've gone out on service calls he organized to have me driven there and back not because he's a nice guy or anything like that it's just that he didn't want to see one of his cars bent. :_|

But at least I know my place and I did manage to avoid the Stock take. :D

Col ]:)

As your claimed benefit can not happen if done correctly. :x

Col ]:)

I assume that means that they don't know the brand name of the sausage?

oh, that was a good one, M1!

(for non-UK readers, call on NITS (tm)!)

;)

GG

is positively echoing down the motorways this morning.

I reckon this cruise has got someone demob happy, and it's still a couple of weeks away...

He used to say he was a taxi pilot for "spooks". He never knew what they were doing and didn't want to know. He just flew them over what they wanted to "look at" and flew them back.

Oddly enough, I met a guy in a Community College language class once that recognized my name and it turns out that he had on several occasions been one of the spooks that my dad taxied out on a surveilance mission.

Small world.

Although #2 is as I remember it at the moment.

Reality is ever shifting so come up with a total of 7 and it can have the meaning of the one for that day of the week :p

Ok.

I figured out the "with" vs "on" (but clearly not on my own since I am way too Pure for that).

Since anatomy is Pure, I even got Col's bit on being past the curing point.

But sausage brand and NITS appear to be out of my grasp (so to speak) and I don't know why a dog would be saying "WALLS" at all.

Help!

Clearly, the gutter minded Impure folk who are making evil vile thoughts out of this are sadly mistaken.

I spoke with a doctor friend of mine who assured me that there is medical evidence that certain types of sausages will, indeed, help tonsilitis (sp?). The "sausage juice" is the result of mixing certain fats in the sausage meat with digestive fluids in the stomach. So, clearly, the sausage would be past the tonsils before it can have generated the "sausage juice".

The correct process is, if I am not mistaken, is to use an Oscar Mayer Weiner (which contains the specific fats in question). But, you musn't bite the weiner, you must consume it whole and get as much down the throat without gagging as possible. Some folks like to use a flavoured jelly to aid in this process.

Hope this helps. I mean, this is what I have heard. The goddess of Purity said her friend Debbie learned about this from a doctor in Texas.

which means that a thorough study of your observations will have to await their return.

I have found only a smoke-stained piece of parchment which reads as follows:

"Where shall we three meet again
through global warming and chilling rain
and link each one in far flung town
though power should fail
and TR go down
and if Beth should fall we'll soon rehouse her
using IE7 (or similar browser)"

but I'm not sure I make anything of that.

This posting has no legal force and in the true spirit of such disclaimers anything stated or implied may equally mean exactly the opposite.