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Woman's 111 call: They've stolen my marijuana plants
Friday March 09, 2007

Strange but true
A woman who called Napier police this morning to report a burglary became so upset she broke down in tears - although the police communications officer who took the initial call couldn't stop smiling.

The call left senior sergeant Mal Lochrie shaking his head as he explained that the woman had called to report the theft of three marijuana plants which she had growing in pots outside.

She also bitterly complained that it was the fourth year in a row someone had sneaked on to her Ahuriri property and made off with her marijuana plants.

Mr Lochrie said the woman told the communications operator she was a good person and was sick and tired of "low-lifes" stealing her things.

"The community constable is going around to see her later to have a bit of a chat," Mr Lochrie said.

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So it looks like Steffi hasn't been caught AGAIN

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to friday yuk

With her fingers in the POT PLANTS. :^0

But don't worry about it my dear as some ID10T here actually walked into a Police Station to claim 25 Pot Plants found on a vacant allotment on the Gold Coast. They couldn't understand why they where charged when they identified the plants as theirs after first having to describe the pots and the plants in minute detail.

Or a better one at the Valley Police Station being one of the first in Brisbane several years ago the resident Gardening Police Officer who maintained the Garden Boxes outside the Police Station located at Fortitude Valley Brisbane got so upset when he came into work one morning only to find 16 of his favourite plants stolen he actually filled out a Crime Report of Theft and described the plants in minute detail. Latter when the CIB Criminal Investigation Branch came around to investigate because the Cops look after their own he had to give a botanical name for the stolen plants so they got out the Book and he accurately identified them as Can-a-Bus at which point the investigation was dropped because it wasn't considered as Good Form for people to find out that the Police where growing Pot Plants on the footpath outside a Police Station. :^0

Col ]:)

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In the news last week (pot, stupid criminal)

by dryflies In reply to So it looks like Steffi h ...

A 53 year old man rear ended a police car on I95 in florida. He was arrested for possession of 43 pounds of Pot! How can there be any criminals left? They are all so STUPID!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17479645/

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Goddammit!!!! X-(

by Steffi28 In reply to friday yuk

Beaten to it by 6 minutes!!!

http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=102&threadID=213826

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May as well be 6 Years

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Goddammit!!!! X-( :(

No One remembers the second runner in any thing.

Col ]:)

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Thats fine

by Steffi28 In reply to May as well be 6 Years

Just leave me be, I'll go sit alone in the corner and cry dont worry about me I dont mind everyone forgetting me!!!

Edited to add, I'm hoping that I'll win with the fact that my tags include the words friday and yuk and these ones dont

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Well my dear

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Thats fine

Just remember to cry very hard and get the front of what you are currently wearing sopping wet and post a picture of it here naturally with you inside it.

Col ]:)

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Of Course!!

by Steffi28 In reply to Well my dear

I always like to share my photos! But after the wet t-shirt last week, the wet dress the week before I thought you would of had enough of me getting wet by now!!

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But that's just the trouble

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Of Course!!

Yes there was a wet Dress a couple of weeks ago and a Wet T Shirt last week but no pictures or Web Cam Feeds.

It doesn't count till there are pictures.

Col ]:)

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Then you must of missed my link

by Steffi28 In reply to But that's just the troub ...

I posted all the pics on a website, and even had live web cam feed!! you must of missed it all!! Don't worry next time I decide to do it i'll pm you

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It's very easy to miss what is never posted. :0

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to But that's just the troub ...

But you wouldn't dare welsh out now would you. :^0 :^0 :^0 :^0

Col

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