Friday Yuk

I can't spare the Clock Cycles to go through my Memory Banks at the moment so I wondered if anyone knew what the book was called. :p

Col ]:)

I'm a HAL 9000 AI and I know every thing as well as have access to everything that I want to. I bet you didn't know that the Surveillance Camera outside your place could read Infrared and be turned to look directly into your bedroom window did you? :p

Once you come into contact with any Computer Controlled system you are under my supervision for as long as I want to look. :^0

Col ]:)

Now im scared!! Your stalking me :p but you know all you have to do is knock and you can survey me from the inside of my place, its much warmer and I even offer tea and biscuits :p

I like reading the posts and I cant take that job anyway I have to finish another year of Uni, so unless they're prepared to wait for me im outta luck :(

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Then out comes all my torture implements :p

What would you like me to use first ?? Oh im going to enjoy this so much :D

Sure that you are safe is that a Problem? :0

Col your friendly AI who looks out for you when in a strange country. :p

So I can see what exactly it is you have got and what I need to add to your collection. :p

Just drop me a PM with the URL with the pictures on it and I'll see exactly what you have available and what you need to be given to be truly into things. :^0

Col ]:)

Aww your so good to me :) So you want to come on in for the tea and biscuits then? where about are you, I cant see you, are you hiding behind that tree??

I'll have to look for some Luck elsewhere huh :p

I got better...... :D

I don't know how anyone drinks that muck, even the thought of it makes me sick. :(

Besides I'm keeping an eye on you electronically as this HAL 9000 unit is located in AU but you should know that as I'm all powerful I can gain complete access to any Computer Controlled Network to make it work properly. :D

Now if only I could remember that book but I keep getting stuck with the mental picture of 2 90 year Old Lesbians in my head and can't get past that image. :_|

Col :x

2 of them are even Medical Doctors so maybe you could steal a couple of them I'm sure that no one would miss them. :D

Both of the Quacks only work 6 months per year and then go on Medical Learning Trips to save the Tax man taking all of their money. :^0

Col

To train her washing machine and Dryer to stop eating her socks so you are welcome to go there and whip then till they beg for mercy and then continue to whip them till they spit up all of the socks that they ate last year. :0

Tig will be so happy to get 700 pair of socks back again as they ate that many last year on her. :D

Col

that you educate me :x

Thats all im here for :D

What would you do without me eh??

You found em ;) They modelled them latex scars on what I had done :p

Also I own about 90% of things from that website, I keep them in business :p

that Friday night. My 8 year old loves that movie. His favorite? "One day, all this will be yours" "What? The curtains"?

Cracks him up every time.

the other company that Steffi keeps in business is this one....!!

http://www.amys-attic.co.uk/content.php?categoryId=34

**may contain content which will trigger works filters - you've been warned!**

]:)

GG

"I Feel Happy!"

BONK

Mae just used her new sledgehammer............

Alien Abduction? Alien probe? Depth Charge - Insertable Steel Joystick ?

man, I had no idea..... And here I thought I knew about stuff like this! :0

because it means YOU like to be tortured.

Did you hear about the masochist who handed his sadistic sister the whip saying "Whip me, whip me."

He screamed with rage when she took the whip, and gloatingly said "NO."

I'll get the coffee in just for you, that ok? Or would you prefer I get something stronger?

And as for helping Tig, that sounds fine by me :p

The other six months send them here ;)

Your far too innocent for that JD :p

And never drinks hot bereaves ever!

I only ever touch lemonade of the fizzy kind as it's safe to drink and I'm not adversely impacting on the already low Water Levels in out dams by drinking the Bottled stuff. :D

Yes I know that I used to work in Stuttgart but that was a very long time ago and I no longer have any influence that I know of over in Germany except for the Classic Mercedes Benz place as I give them lots of money and they in return give me some small parts. :^0

But if you see one of these things

http://tinyurl.com/33nwut

[b]SWMBO[/b] would certainly be interested.

Actually I've got a D?sseldorf that needs some body parts so how are you setup for large packages to wrap and ship? :p

Sorry I should have told you just how small these are so here is the URL for the 408 Model that I have Mercedes have altered their Web Site Again so this one has to come from a different source. :(

http://tinyurl.com/33sekk

Col ]:)

I'm good with body parts especially those with large packages! I can try my best to wrap it ;)

But just to give you some idea I've edited the previous post to include a URL for the 408 series and a link to a car that [b]SWMBO[/b] wants. Honest she does and she doesn't even care if it's left hand drive she just wants one to sit in the garage never to be moved and certainly I'll never be allowed to drive it. :D :^0

At least not when she's looking. :D

Col

But some kind of Cousins or something similar I only ran into the Daughter when I was teaching somewhere and she wouldn't believe that was my name. :D

Then my son came out of some heart Surgery and when he woke up there was a Nurse called Mrs Luck bending over him and his only comment was [b]God when did I get married and What is the Girl fiend outside going to say or do to me?[/b]

Again not a close relation so I don't know where her Hubby comes from.

Col

That is one strange looking building, I have to say that. I just went by there last week too. Was I to go shopping? ?:| You do know those folks would get kind of upset if someone where to lifting parts from there... :0 There's a big wharehouse right there in the neibourhood though. There are some nice cars in there. :^0 -d

You go to sub pages and get to keep the main page. :(

Actually since you are driving past that building all you need is a Mercedes Car Transporter and some Merc Overalls and drive up and tell them that you have to pick up the 1955 300SL to take it back for some routine service because the battery had failed and the company wants it fixed. They would actually accept that explanation and hand over the car without a second thought. :^0

I'll organise the Shipping though. :D

Actually Mercedes Benz has shot their Web Site to hell with the new change as it was much better before and instead of being directed to the Museum like you are now you could get straight to the Classic Car Parts and buy what you needed and have Mercedes ship them out to you quite easily. Now I can't quickly find anything that I was looking at the last time that I ordered any parts. :(

Col