Ok, well it is Friday somewhere…
Almost naughty:
What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing Gum.
What is round, hard, sticks out of a man’s pajamas and you can hang a hat on it? His head. (well that could go more than one way, I guess)
Really bad:
Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, “Do you guys want a ride on my back”?
One of the snails took him up on his offer and off he went.
As the turtle reached the intersection another turtle came along and crashed into him. The poor little snail was thrown off and killed.
A cop investigating the accident began questioning the dead snail’s buddy. “What happened?” he asked.
The little snail replied, “I don’t know . . . it all happened so fast.”
Somebody help me! I can’t tell a dirty joke! I’m just too Pure!
