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Friday Yuk
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Requesting a three day pass
An American soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the US army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Iraqi tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the Iraqi border. As I approached the border, I saw an Iraqi tank. I put my white flag up, the Iraqi tank put his white flag up. I said to the Iraqi soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"