Well I was dawdling about on a car detailin site and found a cool jokes page. There was a whole section for Yugo jokes, remember the Yugo??
http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/Worst-Cars/Images/finalists/yugo.jpg
🙂
Here yugo,
1) Why were sidewalks invented?
So Yugo owners could walk home safely.
2) How do you make a Yugo go fast?
Push it out of an airplane.
3) How do you make a yugo go faster?
Shut off the engine.
4) How do you double the value of a Yugo>
Fill the gas tank.
5)What do you call the passengers in a Yugo?
Shock absorbers.
6)What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
7)Why do Yugo’s have heated rear windows?
To keep your hands warm when you are pushing them in winter.
8) Why do all Yugo owners go to heaven?
They’ve already been to hell.
9)What do you call a Yugo with twin tailpipes?
A wheelbarrow. 😀 LOL!!!
10) What’s the difference between a Yugo and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
11) What’s the difference between a Yugo and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart is a lot easier to push.
12) What’s the difference between a Yugo and a Jehova’s witness?
You can slam the door on a Jahova’s witness.
13)Why don’t Yugo’s sustain much damage from an accident?
Because the tow truck usually suffers the most damage.
14)Man goes into a parts store and says;” I’d like a rear view mirror for my Yugo”
The man behind the counter thinks about it and says, “Sounds like a fair trade to me”.
And a few more Yugo laughs from another car site.
Comments from a test drive:
“I once test drove a Yugo, during which the radio fell out, the gear shift knob came off in my hand, and I saw daylight through the strip around the windshield.”
Yugo Yuk:
“The Yugo’s first stop after the showroom was the service department: ‘Fill ‘er up and replace the engine!'”
A Yugo memory:
“Any time we made a right hand turn, we all had to lean to the right to prevent the driver’s side rear tire from scraping against the wheel well.”
“At least it had heated rear windows–so your hands would stay warm while you pushed.”
Careful how Yugo, have afun weekend, if you didn’t take the week off. and Happy New Year to all!!!!
