A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks, “What’s that for?” “It’s for your headache.” “I don’t have a headache.”
He replies, “Gotcha!”
What’s the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?
The dog shuts up when you let it in.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
Have a good day! 🙂
