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Friday Yuk: Be Nice To Your Copier

By lindamarie ·
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Got another one for you all. Hope you enjoy this one:

http://www.helpdesknotes.com/2007/11/funny_commercial_video_be_nice.html

Linda Marie

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Same site - Where's the love?

by OnTheRopes In reply to Friday Yuk: Be Nice To Yo ...

http://www.helpdesknotes.com/2007/10/friday_funnies_wheres_the_love.html#more

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Funny commercials, Linda

by DadsPad In reply to Friday Yuk: Be Nice To Yo ...

Especially the one that asked for larger paper.

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Funny Commercials...

by lindamarie In reply to Funny commercials, Linda ...

(Sorry for the delay responding)

I post new funny stuff every Friday at helpdesknotes.com and I've been sharing it here. The rest of the week the site is more serious.

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Thanks, the posts are worth the fun

by DadsPad In reply to Funny Commercials...
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by zahid In reply to Funny commercials, Linda ...
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And that link made sense... how???

by Tig2 In reply to Message has been deleted.

We'd really prefer to not be spammed by advertising. Don't do it again or we will have to slap Palmetto and he won't be happy.

And it will be all your fault!

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WOW -- notebook chargers... How funny is that.......

by The Scummy One In reply to Message has been deleted.

This is really a funny site. I cannot believe that nobody has ever thought of posting a storefront in the YUK before... And such material, battery chargers of all things. Should I be rolling in laughter (cause I fail to see the joke here).

Please tell us you are not a spammer, and point out the joke, cause I really didnt get it!!!

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I know you are replying to a funny commercial

by DadsPad In reply to Message has been deleted.

But, where is the funny commercial you wanted us to see? Are the prices laughable? Is there a hidden picture?

You would not be trying to sell us something would you? That would get a lot of people upset here on TR!

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Bats & Fairy Tales

by Shellbot In reply to Friday Yuk: Be Nice To Yo ...

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood & began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to p!ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

'OK, follow me', he said with a sigh & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went across a
river & into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down & all other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

'Do you see that large oak tree over there?' he asked.

YES, YES, YES!!!' the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

'Good for you!' said the first bat, 'Because I f*cking didn't.'

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Goldilocks
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful Morning...
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been
Eating my Porridge?" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.

He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do I
Have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who
Got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who
Unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything
Away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.

It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to
Fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set
The damn table.

"It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the
Cats''s litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.

"And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
Downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence,
Listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"

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Nice ones Shell :)

by rob mekel In reply to Bats & Fairy Tales

Your new job certainly has some influence on your purity

Rob

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